Iggy
10-17-2006, 05:46 PM
My mother firmly believes that Bill Clinton is a Russian sleeper spy. She says (I've not been able to verify this, but that doesn't stop her) that he went to Moscow when he was draft-dodging. Her next statement is always "NOBODY went to Moscow in the 60s!" She thinks they programmed him to do their bidding and sent him back to become a politician. :maam
She also believes Hillary is a lesbian and married Bill as a beard. She says she met a Marine who was a White House guard (this would not surprise me, she meets everyone, and was friends with one of the White House secretaries under Reagan) and he told her that women came over for Bill, and women came over for Hillary, and everyone knew it. This I believe more readily than the whole sleeper spy thing.
She also believes Hillary is a lesbian and married Bill as a beard. She says she met a Marine who was a White House guard (this would not surprise me, she meets everyone, and was friends with one of the White House secretaries under Reagan) and he told her that women came over for Bill, and women came over for Hillary, and everyone knew it. This I believe more readily than the whole sleeper spy thing.