The Casino is Open!

[Sweet Tart]

Time to put your money where your mouth is.

Well, at least your Carbon Credits :ohyeah

Texas Hold 'em, anyone? :)

[GreenEyedLady]

Time to put your money where your mouth is.

Well, at least your Carbon Credits :ohyeah

Texas Hold 'em, anyone? :)

Hold what? :snicker

[GreenEyedLady]

Tart...it says I don't have permission to play there. I have been a good girl....please can I have permission?


*Lady thinks if she believes that she is gullible.* :snicker

[GreenEyedLady]

My mouth is on my face, my money is in the bank and my purse.


*just another nonsense post to reach my goal*


*Lady twiddles her thumbs*

[Sweet Tart]

Try now, my dear :)

[GreenEyedLady]

Ok...I am going to try right now. I will be back to let you know.


*Lady crosses her fingers*



*Another post to my 1000...I think that leaves me just one to post now to reach my goal.*

[GreenEyedLady]

Drum roll please.......


I have reached my 1000th post with this post. I am now officially a gabber that says nothing!


Ok, Tart, I was able to play. I played blackjack. At the rate I'm going I may have to borrow credits from my friends. I hope I have enough money left to get home after I leave here today. :snicker

[Sweet Tart]

Yeah, I'm pretty bad at any and all card games... It's going to be fun to see what people might do for more credits :snicker

[patriotsblade]

Oh boy, BLACKJACK :thumb Yeehawww! See y'all later. :party

[Viki]

Yeah, I'm pretty bad at any and all card games... It's going to be fun to see what people might do for more credits :snicker


I'm up about 300 credits. It's fun - thank you. It would be nice to activate all the games that are there and add a few more.

[GreenEyedLady]

I just gotta ask...is there anyone around to take me home when I lose all my credits, or someone to borrow from? :snicker

[Sweet Tart]

Viki, which ones aren't working?

GEL, I got your back ;)

[Viki]

I just gotta ask...is there anyone around to take me home when I lose all my credits, or someone to borrow from? :snicker

Sorry, leaving for PA in the morning...:)

[Viki]

Viki, which ones aren't working?

GEL, I got your back ;)

The Lottery (said something like no activity at this time) and Sports Betting (none of the events would open), but I'm loving the slots and card games! Now up over 400 credits!:akbar:akbar:akbar

[Sweet Tart]

K, i"ll have to look at those. I think for sports, it has to be set up by someone who knows sports :lol :para

[AYFR]

I would like to turn in my chips now. http://www.magsdelaney.com/blog/wp-images/smilies/icon-money.gif

[AYFR]

New smiley

: money :money

[Sweet Tart]

:woot

[Ringo]

Hold what? :snicker

That would be me as we danced the cyber dance in the misty moonlight under starlit TX Skies!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pVJnmejqBE

Check out the guy in the Lavender coat just as the song begins, you might know him in an albeit indirect way?? I heard this might happen, but I didn't believe it??

[Ringo]

K, i"ll have to look at those. I think for sports, it has to be set up by someone who knows sports :lol :para

What sort of Sports we talking?? All the big horse races are done, the US Open was finished yesterday, baseball is getting under way, so are we talking Football??

I'll help you with College & Pro Football as I am probably 50 Large ahead in the real world in the last 5 years, so I have a clue? The casino is a nice touch as I am not much of a Gamer, but Calamity is hooked!! She even asked me how far the Interent signal went, so she could play on the plane Sunday night??

I told her it stopped right at the edge of South Dakota!! Did you know a well aimed frying pan with just the right amount of twist, when thrown is somewhat like a Boomerrang?? At least I hear that...uh huh...thats right..I "heard: this??? Actually you can reach this Forum from a long ways can't you as Pattyrot lives in Holland or somewhere, right??

P.S. we need Poker Players!!

[GreenEyedLady]

Ringo, thanks for the dance.

I am assuming you are directing this at me. I don't think I know the guy in the beginning of the song, unless that is an older picture of someone I may know.

I'm not quite sure what you aren't believing. If you want to know something, don't always believe what people are saying, get it straight from the horses mouth, if you want truth and not gossip.

[Sweet Tart]

What sort of Sports we talking?? All the big horse races are done, the US Open was finished yesterday, baseball is getting under way, so are we talking Football??

I'll help you with College & Pro Football as I am probably 50 Large ahead in the real world in the last 5 years, so I have a clue? The casino is a nice touch as I am not much of a Gamer, but Calamity is hooked!! She even asked me how far the Interent signal went, so she could play on the plane Sunday night??

I told her it stopped right at the edge of South Dakota!! Did you know a well aimed frying pan with just the right amount of twist, when thrown is somewhat like a Boomerrang?? At least I hear that...uh huh...thats right..I "heard: this??? Actually you can reach this Forum from a long ways can't you as Pattyrot lives in Holland or somewhere, right??

P.S. we need Poker Players!!

THere's a sports betting game, but it has to be set up for whatever event is being bet upon. Nothing like the fantasy football fiasco :para

As for the plane thing, I have no idea :shrug

And yes, we need poker players :yep

[Ringo]

Ringo, thanks for the dance.

I am assuming you are directing this at me. I don't think I know the guy in the beginning of the song, unless that is an older picture of someone I may know.

I'm not quite sure what you aren't believing. If you want to know something, don't always believe what people are saying, get it straight from the horses mouth, if you want truth and not gossip.

Mam I do believe you take me somewhat more seriously than need me, ask Tart! I am on these threads, just the common guy you would meet anywhere!! Now I don't know if I should do this, but what the hell it don't mean anything as we live in a free country, but that picture is ME!! Yes teh guy that shot this video is from Austin TX, this is not a George Strait release, they merely paid him to use the music rights!! Well this guy and a client of mine from Dallas who are good friends, got together with me and I took em to Cattlemens Steak house and Billy Bobs for dinner and entertainment! Well we stopped at what is known on TV as CD's bar from Ranger Walker(Chuck Norris) and I had my picture taken! I had no clue he was going to do this, until I recieved a CD Friday in the mail! So now you know my Ugly Mug and I have to change my story about looking better than Brad Pitt!!(Just Joking, I never have said that!)

Politics turns me into a Vampire, even Calamity says that, so I try to cut way back, without much luck at times! Stay Cool! Oh on the Chat Line that again was just me being light hearted!!:LL

[Ringo]

THere's a sports betting game, but it has to be set up for whatever event is being bet upon. Nothing like the fantasy football fiasco :para

As for the plane thing, I have no idea :shrug

And yes, we need poker players :yep

Oh no I know exactly how a Sports Book works, as I have sat in the Hilton in Vegas and won & lost thousands! Fantasy FF is just for entertainment, although it requires knowledge of fielding the best team you have, and hope you outscore the other one!

Example the College World Series in Omaha NE!

Pre Tourney Favorite Miami was 8 to 5 coming in, which means you Win $8 for every $5 you bet! Well they were upset in the first round, which means they need to Win Out or go Home, so they are now 17 to 1!! So to bet Miami now you would collect 17 Carbon Points for every 1 Point you put up!

You can get into fancy stuff too, like Parlays, Over & Unders etc...

Also are ther Games set to only accept $100 maximum bets, as I usually play $500 on Black Jack and $250 on Roulette?? Some of the Games wouldn't allow me to advance this morning and the Video Poker machine wouldn't redeal after discard?? Suppose these things need tweaking? On you r Arcade, I like your Blast Billiards as it is really a challenging Version I haven't seen!! Good Job Cool Lady!!!

[patriotsblade]

Actually you can reach this Forum from a long ways can't you as Pattyrot lives in Holland or somewhere, right??

P.S. we need Poker Players!!

That is correct Ringo. We have had the internet here in Holland for a whole year now. I can use it as much as like or until the horses tire from powering the generator outside. Unfortunately our neighboring country of Ecuador has not acquired internet services yet. Apparently Ted Stevens hasn't made it that far with the tubes.

[GreenEyedLady]

Mam I do believe you take me somewhat more seriously than need me, ask Tart! I am on these threads, just the common guy you would meet anywhere!! Now I don't know if I should do this, but what the hell it don't mean anything as we live in a free country, but that picture is ME!! Yes teh guy that shot this video is from Austin TX, this is not a George Strait release, they merely paid him to use the music rights!! Well this guy and a client of mine from Dallas who are good friends, got together with me and I took em to Cattlemens Steak house and Billy Bobs for dinner and entertainment! Well we stopped at what is known on TV as CD's bar from Ranger Walker(Chuck Norris) and I had my picture taken! I had no clue he was going to do this, until I recieved a CD Friday in the mail! So now you know my Ugly Mug and I have to change my story about looking better than Brad Pitt!!(Just Joking, I never have said that!)

Politics turns me into a Vampire, even Calamity says that, so I try to cut way back, without much luck at times! Stay Cool! Oh on the Chat Line that again was just me being light hearted!!:LL

Thanks for the explanation...my mind was going in other directions due to some other things. My fault!
I want to whistle at you, but darn, you can't hear it. :lmao

[Ringo]

That is correct Ringo. We have had the internet here in Holland for a whole year now. I can use it as much as like or until the horses tire from powering the generator outside. Unfortunately our neighboring country of Ecuador has not acquired internet services yet. Apparently Ted Stevens hasn't made it that far with the tubes.

Hope is on the way as your neighbor to the South, Cambodia have come up with a unique router, as 300 Pollacks hold hands while the lead man plugs a finger into the 110 DC outlet, and as the final result hits your neighbors in Egypt, they are Ringo approved!!:pb:pb:LL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8u1fVxPLrs

[patriotsblade]

Hope is on the way as your neighbor to the South, Cambodia have come up with a unique router, as 300 Pollacks hold hands while the lead man plugs a finger into the 110 DC outlet, and as the final result hits your neighbors in Egypt, they are Ringo approved!!:pb:pb:LL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8u1fVxPLrs

The Polish guy is going to have to use two fingers as we are on a 220V system here.

[Ringo]

The Polish guy is going to have to use two fingers as we are on a 220V system here.

SHHHHH!!! Brilliant minds at work, do not disperse, offer beer or if your a woman, no walking past the window naked!!!

Scratch the Pollack!! Do we have any Nationalities that are naturally grounded?? Hmmm??? Hey the Cambodians have Rubber Trees as do the Vietnamese, so lets use them?? Hell when they ain't busy they can run your clothes dryer as they are 220 also!!

Man its a damned shame we can't bottle all my knowledge, ain't it? Hell I should get a Nobel just for my advice on here alone, never mind all the info Top Scientists sneak in here and steal??

[Ringo]

We need some kind of signal system to let us know if we have at least 4 Texas Hold Em players? Any ideas how we can do this Tart, or whomever Moderates this Forum??

[Ringo]

Anyway to increase the bet amounts on Video Poker? I am used to $50 a pop, and it only allows $10?? Even if you try to click on $10 more than once, you can't?

[Sweet Tart]

I think we're stuck with the default limits :(

[Oceanbreeze]

I think the fruit slots is rigged. :nerd