Wabash
05-25-2008, 12:17 AM
Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying
to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign,
"FREE KITTENS" next to them.
Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up with a policeman on
a motorcycle in front.The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped
out from the biggest car.
"Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.
"Kittens" Little Suzy says.
"They're so small; their eyes are not even open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"Democrats" says Little Suzy.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.
Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign
manager and told him about the little girl with the kittens. It was
planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there
and tell everyone about these "democrat" kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box
of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of
black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS
and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then Sen. Obama got out of
his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.
"Now don't be frightened," he said, I just want you to tell all these
nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today."
"Yes sir," Suzy said, "they are all REPUBLICAN kittens."
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday you told me they
were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."
to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign,
"FREE KITTENS" next to them.
Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up with a policeman on
a motorcycle in front.The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped
out from the biggest car.
"Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.
"Kittens" Little Suzy says.
"They're so small; their eyes are not even open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"Democrats" says Little Suzy.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.
Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign
manager and told him about the little girl with the kittens. It was
planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there
and tell everyone about these "democrat" kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box
of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of
black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS
and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then Sen. Obama got out of
his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.
"Now don't be frightened," he said, I just want you to tell all these
nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today."
"Yes sir," Suzy said, "they are all REPUBLICAN kittens."
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday you told me they
were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."