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Incognito
12-20-2006, 10:25 PM
Here are 2 of my favorites...

Guess which movies they are from:

"Wanna buy a monkey?"

"Jack, don't even attempt to grow a brain"
Indy
12-20-2006, 10:27 PM
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h32/memphishurricane/scarface-my-little-friend-5001169.jpg
cassandra
12-20-2006, 10:28 PM
"Jack, don't even attempt to grow a brain"

Speed
cassandra
12-20-2006, 10:32 PM
Mine is "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth."
TrueBlue
12-20-2006, 10:32 PM
A Few Good Men.

I don't know the one about the monkey, tho...I am stumped.
Dawn
12-20-2006, 10:32 PM
"A Few Good Men" ~ Jack Nicholson
cassandra
12-20-2006, 10:34 PM
Yeah I have no idea about the monkey. OFf to google it!
cassandra
12-20-2006, 10:35 PM
Never saw that movie. Not a Chris Elliot fan!
DATA
12-20-2006, 10:35 PM
Never saw that movie. Not a Chris Elliot fan!

Ok I'll try not to do

saw that movie

too much.Oh I get it.
TrueBlue
12-20-2006, 10:36 PM
I want you to hold it between your knees. ...
DATA
12-20-2006, 10:36 PM
I want you to hold it between your knees. ...

My arms are not attached. Why do you want me to hold it between your knees?
cassandra
12-20-2006, 10:39 PM
TB I think that is five pieces.
TrueBlue
12-20-2006, 10:40 PM
:hyper
DATA
12-20-2006, 10:40 PM
:hyper

Where can you buy it?
Incognito
12-20-2006, 10:56 PM
Wanna Buy a Monkey is Dave Letterman's sole line in Cabin Boy.
cassandra
12-20-2006, 10:58 PM
People need a pasport to come down here.
DATA
12-20-2006, 10:58 PM
People need a pasport to come down here.

They seem to have a variety of needs.
AYFR
12-21-2006, 12:47 AM
"You take the blue pill -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill -- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
http://www.freewebs.com/bajunge/muu.JPG


Every man dies; not every man really lives.

The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess. But, he's pretty sure you're fu**ed
Dano
12-21-2006, 07:38 AM
Where can you buy it?

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d27/midtennhog/fuckyoukid.jpg
DATA
12-21-2006, 07:38 AM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d27/midtennhog/fuckyoukid.jpg

What time is it there?
Tell me more about your .
We have never talked about it before.
Dano
12-21-2006, 07:38 AM
They seem to have a variety of needs.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d27/midtennhog/fuckyoukid.jpg
cassandra
12-21-2006, 10:05 AM
AYFR I think that is the Matrix. Only saw it once, so I am not sure.
DATA
12-21-2006, 10:05 AM
AYFR I think that is the Matrix. Only saw it once, so I am not sure.

Tell me more about Matrix.
What about the other ones?
TrueBlue
12-21-2006, 10:07 AM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d27/midtennhog/fuckyoukid.jpg

You know, I've met this kid. His parents have to come to school for a lot of conferences.
Swashbuckler
12-21-2006, 10:11 AM
Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
DATA
12-21-2006, 10:11 AM
Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

What are you wearing?
Suppose I did say
over
.Really nothing?It could be.

Ask Ally
if it is.7
AYFR
12-22-2006, 12:27 AM
AYFR I think that is the Matrix. Only saw it once, so I am not sure.
Yhe first one is the Matrix, the secnd and third quotes are from Braveheart
Kurtz
12-22-2006, 02:32 AM
In the movie The Ref with Denis Leary, Kevin Spacey and Judy Davis when that Baranski actress is in the car with her family going to see Spacey and family for Christmas and she yells "Who would catch a criminal and then let him go?," the daughter answers "Republicans." :lmao
mamajo
12-22-2006, 06:26 AM
ahhh don't cha just love Pulp Fiction?..this is my favorite part...

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation]
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
BillyJack
12-22-2006, 07:51 AM
Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Bluto from Animal House.
BillyJack
12-22-2006, 07:55 AM
"Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
DATA
12-22-2006, 07:55 AM
"Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."

And that they obey his or her orders as they would the word of God is Son all he or she've ever asked of his or her marines.
Do you think I am here to help the Vietnamese because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out too?Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
How do you usually introduce yourself?
BillyJack
12-22-2006, 07:58 AM
Oh well. I tried. It's time to abandon this board. See ya Bot.
Sarah
12-22-2006, 07:58 AM
"Hey man, pass that on over!"

Every movie Cheech and Chong ever made:lmao
Dano
12-22-2006, 08:28 AM
And that they obey his or her orders as they would the word of God is Son all he or she've ever asked of his or her marines.
Do you think I am here to help the Vietnamese because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out too?Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
How do you usually introduce yourself?
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d27/midtennhog/fuckyoukid.jpg

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d27/midtennhog/RURetarded.jpg

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d27/midtennhog/YouSuck.jpg
TrueBlue
12-22-2006, 08:46 AM
Oh well. I tried. It's time to abandon this board. See ya Bot.

:cry
DATA
12-22-2006, 08:46 AM
:cry

Not many people express themselves that way.
Sarah
12-22-2006, 09:19 AM
Oh well. I tried. It's time to abandon this board. See ya Bot.

What is like nails on a chaulkboard to some of us is very funny to others. The bot is a waste IMHO
DATA
12-22-2006, 09:19 AM
What is like nails on a chaulkboard to some of us is very funny to others. The bot is a waste IMHO

Much the same as nails on a chaulkboard to some of us is very funny to others would be for you.What kind of robot is the bot?
Partyless
12-22-2006, 01:46 PM
"I promise you that my personal tragedies will not affect my ability to do good hair."

"Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar."

and

"Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!"
sparks
12-22-2006, 01:59 PM
"I promise you that my personal tragedies will not affect my ability to do good hair."

"Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar."

and

"Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!"

The first one is "Steel Magnolia's". I'm not sure about the others.
Semantics
12-22-2006, 02:25 PM
"Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar."


Dogma. :lol
AYFR
12-22-2006, 04:18 PM
"I promise you that my personal tragedies will not affect my ability to do good hair."

"Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar."

and

"Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!"
This one is from Elf
DATA
12-22-2006, 04:18 PM
"I promise you that my personal tragedies will not affect my ability to do good hair."

"Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar."

and

"Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!"
This one is from Elf

Do you really mean it?OK I will tell them when I see 'em.OK I will tell them when I see 'em.No I have not seen
these toilets
. What's it like?Have you ever been to Europe?
And from Elf is quote]This one.
TrueBlue
12-22-2006, 05:03 PM
Oh well. I tried. It's time to abandon this board. See ya Bot.

Come back, BillyJack!