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1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded
gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?"
2. "Holy crap, look at that rear end. Somewhere, a semi-truck
is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign.
3. "Somewhere, there's two fat girls naked in a hot tub
and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.
4. "Sheesh, Rush is soo right - She does sound like Nurse Ratchett!"
5. "My God, does that woman never shut up?"
6. "Wow!! I could'a had a V8!!"
7. I wonder if Monica still has the same phone number