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toxic
02-12-2008, 05:36 PM
Do you know you can be randomly selected for a Body Cavity Search when you enter or leave the USA?

Hey Lady/Mister let me stick my finger inside you ... I gotta do it to keep America Safe. :)

http://help.cbp.gov/cgi-bin/customs.cfg/php/enduser/popup_adp.php?p_sid=XsjQr9Yi&p_lva=26&p_li=&p_faqid=26&p_created=1043364935&p_sp=cF9zcmNoPSZwX3NvcnRfYnk9JnBfZ3JpZHNvcnQ9JnBfc m93X2NudD01ODEsNTgxJnBfcHJvZHM9JnBfY2F0cz0mcF9wdj0 mcF9jdj0mcF9zZWFyY2hfdHlwZT1hbnN3ZXJzLnNlYXJjaF9ub CZwX3BhZ2U9MTQ*

Customs and Border Protection officers must stop contraband, such as narcotic drugs from entering the United States. The narcotics are often found in cargo, but they are also found on passengers or in their baggage. Sometime people swallow narcotics or insert them in their bodies to hide them. The only way to find narcotics hidden on or inside a person is to do a personal search of the person's clothing and body. Because CBP understands that such searches are unpleasant and invasive, we have developed strict guidelines for the conditions under which such a search would be conducted. For more information, please refer to our website for information on Examinations


http://www.cbp.gov/xp/cgov/travel/admissability/random_exams.xml

Random Exams

One of CBP missions is to ensure that travelers entering the United States comply with U.S. laws. In support of this mission, CBP conducts random compliance examinations (COMPEX).

Essentially, COMPEX examinations involve random selection of vehicles and/or air passengers that ordinarily would not be selected for an intensive examination. By combining the results of these examinations with the results of targeted examinations, CBP is able to estimate the total number of violations being committed by the international traveling public.

When CBP compares the results of the two types of examinations, we are better able to devise enforcement techniques that prevent the entry of contraband without creating undue delay of law abiding travelers. Often trends tell us what message we need to send to ensure informed compliance by travelers who were unaware of our requirements.

It is possible that, upon your entry into the United States from a foreign country, you may be selected for a COMPEX examination and experience a slight delay in your Customs processing. CBP believes that this compliance examination is a critical component of our ability to ensure that our processing procedures are effective. We apologize for any delay or inconvenience you may experience and appreciate your cooperation.

Transgender Personal Search Procedures:
http://help.cbp.gov/cgi-bin/customs.cfg/php/enduser/std_adp.php?p_faqid=290&p_created=1043364937&p_sid=XsjQr9Yi&p_accessibility=0&p_redirect=&p_lva=26&p_sp=cF9zcmNoPTEmcF9zb3J0X2J5PSZwX2dyaWRzb3J0PSZwX 3Jvd19jbnQ9MSwxJnBfcHJvZHM9MCZwX2NhdHM9MCZwX3B2PSZ wX2N2PSZwX3NlYXJjaF90eXBlPWFuc3dlcnMuc2VhcmNoX25sJ nBfcGFnZT0xJnBfc2VhcmNoX3RleHQ9dHJhbnNnZW5kZXI*&p_li=&p_topview=1

If the individual being searched has undergone the total transformation, the current gender of that person will dictate whether or not a male or female U.S. Customs and Border Protection officer performs the search. If the individual is a natural male becoming a female and has breasts, but still retains male genitalia, a female officer will complete an above the waist search and a male officer will complete a below the waist search. If the individual is a natural female becoming a male, and still retains female genitalia, a female officer will perform the search.

issac the dragon
02-12-2008, 05:39 PM
Sorry, I'm busy puking.

April15
02-12-2008, 06:16 PM
You haven't lived until a forced body cavity search has been done! I think everyone going any where should have one! No exceptions! I mean think of all the potential threats that could be avoided.
How many lead painted Chinese toys could have been confiscated this way? And Russian Caviar that makes it's way into America?
And while they are at it maybe a study of male and female genitalia size and length/depth could be done to see how much pussy is being wasted in America!

jim
02-12-2008, 07:59 PM
Sorry, I'm busy puking.


This country has gone crazy - ie sick:ringo

toxic
02-12-2008, 08:02 PM
You haven't lived until a forced body cavity search has been done! I think everyone going any where should have one! No exceptions! I mean think of all the potential threats that could be avoided.
How many lead painted Chinese toys could have been confiscated this way? And Russian Caviar that makes it's way into America?
And while they are at it maybe a study of male and female genitalia size and length/depth could be done to see how much pussy is being wasted in America!

Damn straight.

There is nothing I need more after a 14 hour flight, than a Government Employed stranger fisting me. Anyone who doesn't like that is just unpatriotic.

patriotsblade
02-12-2008, 08:11 PM
Damn straight.

There is nothing I need more after a 14 hour flight, than a Government Employed stranger fisting me. Anyone who doesn't like that is just unpatriotic.

:rofl

Wabash
02-12-2008, 08:22 PM
Well, life's a bitch then you die.....I've seen plenty of assholes and dongs when I worked in the jail.....even saw some female anatomy from time to time...

A cavity search is usually not done to the depths that a doctor or nurse would do it...and......if you don't look like a scumbag, I doubt if they would even bother....I think it's much to do about nothing!

The only thing I didn't see is if you have to bring your own vaseline...

April15
02-12-2008, 10:24 PM
[QUOTE=toxic;187336]Damn straight.

There is nothing I need more after a 14 hour flight, than a Government Employed stranger fisting me. Anyone who doesn't like that is just unpatriotic.[/QUOte
I mean isn't nationalism, patriotism, supposed to hurt?

April15
02-12-2008, 10:25 PM
Well, life's a bitch then you die.....I've seen plenty of assholes and dongs when I worked in the jail.....even saw some female anatomy from time to time...

A cavity search is usually not done to the depths that a doctor or nurse would do it...and......if you don't look like a scumbag, I doubt if they would even bother....I think it's much to do about nothing!

The only thing I didn't see is if you have to bring your own vaseline...

The blue line response.

Saguaro
02-12-2008, 10:28 PM
They would have to shoot me

toxic
02-13-2008, 10:32 AM
Well, life's a bitch then you die.....I've seen plenty of assholes and dongs when I worked in the jail.....even saw some female anatomy from time to time...

A cavity search is usually not done to the depths that a doctor or nurse would do it...and......if you don't look like a scumbag, I doubt if they would even bother....I think it's much to do about nothing!

The only thing I didn't see is if you have to bring your own vaseline...

Go back and read the middle portion (2nd link) from the original post. These cavity searches are done RANDOMLY.

Good clean straight looking Americans are the statistical control group that they compare their "profiled" searches too. They don't explain it very well, but that is what they are doing.

So GreatGrandMa and little Sister could each be included.