waterdog
10-19-2007, 04:08 AM
"Don't laugh, Doc."
"Of course I won't laugh at you," the doctor told his new patient, Tim.
"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Tim said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
the tiniest little penis the doctor had ever seen on a grown man. It couldn't
have been the size of a peanut. Unable to control himself, the doctor started
giggling, then laughing, and then fell to the floor laughing.
Ten minutes later, the doctor was able to struggle back to his feet
and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am..... I don't know what
came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it
won't ever happen again. Now what seems to be your problem?"
"It's swollen," Tim replied.
:magnify
"Of course I won't laugh at you," the doctor told his new patient, Tim.
"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Tim said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
the tiniest little penis the doctor had ever seen on a grown man. It couldn't
have been the size of a peanut. Unable to control himself, the doctor started
giggling, then laughing, and then fell to the floor laughing.
Ten minutes later, the doctor was able to struggle back to his feet
and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am..... I don't know what
came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it
won't ever happen again. Now what seems to be your problem?"
"It's swollen," Tim replied.
:magnify