waterdog
10-19-2007, 03:57 AM
Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are
going to learn about multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an
example of a multi-syllable word?"
TONY raises his hand and when called on says "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."
Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob, but I like the way you think."
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Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar
after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from
him said, "Son, don't you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will
give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little TONY gave the man 'the look' and replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "so, did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time also?"
Little TONY answered, "No, but he minded his own f**king business."
going to learn about multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an
example of a multi-syllable word?"
TONY raises his hand and when called on says "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."
Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob, but I like the way you think."
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Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar
after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from
him said, "Son, don't you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will
give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little TONY gave the man 'the look' and replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "so, did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time also?"
Little TONY answered, "No, but he minded his own f**king business."