Q's Fabulous Sex Dream Questionnaire.

[The Q]

Now, don't get all prude and act like you've *gasp* never... had a... sex dream!

We all have them, and in fact, sometimes they can be highly entertaining and bizarre on top of being sexy. So--answer these questions so we can all enjoy the weirdness that is the subconscious sexual thought process:


1. Who and what was your last or most recent sex dream about?

2. Who was the hottest opposite-sex dream you've ever had about?

3. Who was the hottest same-sex dream you've ever had about?

4. What was the most disturbing sex dream you've ever had about?

5. What was the funniest sex dream you've ever had about?

6. Who/What is the best "celebrity" sex dream you've ever had about?

7. If you COULD have a sex dream about anyone in the universe, who would you pick?

8. If you had a sex dream about someone on TPA, would you tell us?

9. If you had to have a sex dream about any politician, who would it be?

10. Who do you think has sex dreams about YOU? :max


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[The Q]

1. Who and what was your last or most recent sex dream about?
Jack White. :para

2. Who was the hottest opposite-sex dream you've ever had about?
An ex. We had absolutely no reason to be together when we were together--except that the sex was of epic proportions. For years after we broke up I had sex dreams about him. I'd have to remind myself when I woke up that he was actually an ass. :lmao

3. Who was the hottest same-sex dream you've ever had about?
I have never had a same-sex sex dream. :dunno

4. What was the most disturbing sex dream you've ever had about?
Fucking George W. Bush

5. What was the funniest sex dream you've ever had about?
Fucking George W. Bush

6. Who/What is the best "celebrity" sex dream you've ever had about?
Will Smith. :lmao I know, I know. But it was SO HOT I couldn't stop thinking about it for days.

7. If you COULD have a sex dream about anyone in the universe, who would you pick?
Hmm. I'm gonna go with...JON STEWART! :woot I actually have had several dreams about Jon Stewart, but non of them sexual. :kickcan

8. If you had a sex dream about someone on TPA, would you tell us?
Sure.

9. If you had to have a sex dream about any politician, who would it be?
NOT George W. Bush. :lmao
Ok, um, if I had to pick? I'd go with Rick Perry, our governor. He's actually a total asshole, but he's good looking.
http://www.ntxe-news.com/artman/uploads/perry__rick_gov__jpg_t_nail_002.jpg

10. Who do you think has sex dreams about YOU?
I have no idea...but I think you all should. :ohyeah

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[issac the dragon]

1. Who and what was your last or most recent sex dream about?

My ex. Sex was the one area that was great. Great. Great.

2. Who was the hottest opposite-sex dream you've ever had about?

Same as above.

3. Who was the hottest same-sex dream you've ever had about?

Never had one.

4. What was the most disturbing sex dream you've ever had about?

Included violence.

5. What was the funniest sex dream you've ever had about?

Having sex in an airplane. I've never even been on an airplane. Actually it was in the bathroom of the plane which I hear are very small.

6. Who/What is the best "celebrity" sex dream you've ever had about?

Stuart ? The guy who played Prince Charming.

7. If you COULD have a sex dream about anyone in the universe, who would you pick?

Paul Simon.

8. If you had a sex dream about someone on TPA, would you tell us?

No.

9. If you had to have a sex dream about any politician, who would it be?

Can't think of any. Guess I don't think they're sexy.

10. Who do you think has sex dreams about YOU?

Old guys who are needy. That is the effect of telling people you are a retired nurse.

[toxic]

1. Who and what was your last or most recent sex dream about?
An old high school girl friend who was a close friend, but not sex partner.

2. Who was the hottest opposite-sex dream you've ever had about?
I don't think I actually perform sex in my dreams, but instead they are more about foreplay and trying to line it up. The best friend of the girl in (1.).

3. Who was the hottest same-sex dream you've ever had about?
I don't think I had one.

4. What was the most disturbing sex dream you've ever had about?
Messing around with my Mother-In-Law or Sister-In-Law??

5. What was the funniest sex dream you've ever had about?
I think my oddest dreams are when I realize I'm dreaming. I remember this happened when I was with girls fairly recently, but I don't remember how I took advantage of it.

6. Who/What is the best "celebrity" sex dream you've ever had about?
Alizee. We didn't perform sex, but it was very sexual.

7. If you COULD have a sex dream about anyone in the universe, who would you pick?
Let's say Charlize Theron. I hadn't thought about her in a long time, but she was very tempting in the Devils Advocate movie.

8. If you had a sex dream about someone on TPA, would you tell us?
Probably not.

9. If you had to have a sex dream about any politician, who would it be?
Guys have fewer choices. Does Diana qualify?

10. Who do you think has sex dreams about YOU?
Maybe some neighbor women.

[Semantics]

1. Who and what was your last or most recent sex dream about?
A stranger

2. Who was the hottest opposite-sex dream you've ever had about?
A college professor and it was just kissing

3. Who was the hottest same-sex dream you've ever had about?
Never had one

4. What was the most disturbing sex dream you've ever had about? No freaky ones.

5. What was the funniest sex dream you've ever had about? My sense of humor must not make it through to my dreams.

6. Who/What is the best "celebrity" sex dream you've ever had about?

7. If you COULD have a sex dream about anyone in the universe, who would you pick? Clive Owen

8. If you had a sex dream about someone on TPA, would you tell us? Maybe one of you :lol

9. If you had to have a sex dream about any politician, who would it be? James Carville. I know he isn't a politician, but he works in politics. That voice :faint

10. Who do you think has sex dreams about YOU? Data.

[cassandra]

I must preface this with the fact that I rarely have sex dreams. I usually only have them when I am wanting and that just doesn't happen much. :cassandra

1. Who and what was your last or most recent sex dream about? When I was pregnant I had one about my gynecoogist. I was on pelvic rest and he was the only person with access to the area. :lol

2. Who was the hottest opposite-sex dream you've ever had about? Beach sex

3. Who was the hottest same-sex dream you've ever had about?never had one

4. What was the most disturbing sex dream you've ever had about?That one with my gynecologist. Sure he helped make the kids but that didn't give him the rights to get into my sex dreams.

5. What was the funniest sex dream you've ever had about? :shrug

6. Who/What is the best "celebrity" sex dream you've ever had about? Luke Wilson, and I would do him again!

7. If you COULD have a sex dream about anyone in the universe, who would you pick? Anyone really, I love sex dreams!

8. If you had a sex dream about someone on TPA, would you tell us? I already have. Of course it wasn't scandalous since I am married to him. :wink

9. If you had to have a sex dream about any politician, who would it be? Can't think of one.

10. Who do you think has sex dreams about YOU? I think everyone should but I doubt that they do! :kiss

[Kurtz]

Nah, I ain't answerin' these. :lol

:bolt

[Oceanbreeze]

Now, don't get all prude and act like you've *gasp* never... had a... sex dream!

We all have them, and in fact, sometimes they can be highly entertaining and bizarre on top of being sexy. So--answer these questions so we can all enjoy the weirdness that is the subconscious sexual thought process:


1. Who and what was your last or most recent sex dream about?
Old boyfriend.

2. Who was the hottest opposite-sex dream you've ever had about?
Old boyfriend.

3. Who was the hottest same-sex dream you've ever had about?
Never had one.

4. What was the most disturbing sex dream you've ever had about?
Old boyfriend....

5. What was the funniest sex dream you've ever had about?
Old boyfriend....see a theme? :snicker


6. Who/What is the best "celebrity" sex dream you've ever had about?
Brad Pitt.

7. If you COULD have a sex dream about anyone in the universe, who would you pick? Old boyfriend.

8. If you had a sex dream about someone on TPA, would you tell us?
Yes, but it won't happen.

9. If you had to have a sex dream about any politician, who would it be?
None.

10. Who do you think has sex dreams about YOU? :max
Hopefully nobody.
ADQ

Ok...do I get more points, now? :snicker

bonus question
11. Did you ever have such fantastic sex you thought it was a dream? YES!

[Saguaro]

I plead the fifth :D

[sparks]

I plead the fifth :D


Ditto that! :lol

:noevil