Wednesday Random Thoughts

[The Q]

1. My mommy left this morning. :kickcan

2. I have been suffering from a stomach bug for four days now. It has put me in quite the mood.

3. It's raining this morning and I feel cozy in my office. :heart

4. I could really use about $25,000. Anyone want to contribute to the cause?

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[crazycase]

1. My kids love to sit in boxes! :para

2. I am so incredibly tired. :yawn

[Kurtz]

It's foggy here.

[Sweet Tart]

Can't. Stop. Coughing.

[crazierthanever]

The dog down the road can hear his own echo so he barks at it...

It's dreary and raining a little but I need to dig the garden.

Hmmmmm, potato soup.

Animal Crossing can be addictive even for an old broad.

I love quiet days at home.

[Kurtz]

I need to mail that package today.



:kurtz

[McLovin]

I'm sick, still, and have the day off, again.

[The Q]

:seeyou

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[Semantics]

I pulled my jeans on this morning and they were still wet in the crotch and pockets. I hate that.

Back in the dryer they went and I wore red sweatpants to the store.

I was styling. :lol

[The Q]

:Q

Red sweatpants are HOT, Sem. :ohyeah

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[McLovin]

:Q

Red sweatpants are HOT, Sem. :ohyeah

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So long as they don't droop down to the back of your knees in the ass department. :para

[The Q]

So long as they don't droop down to the back of your knees in the ass department. :para

No way, LS. The droopy ass is XXXTRA SEXXXAY! :woot

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[Sweet Tart]

:para

[issac the dragon]

Droopy asses are sexy?

[McLovin]

No way, LS. The droopy ass is XXXTRA SEXXXAY! :woot

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:rofl

[The Q]

Well, now you know why I find you so attractive, Tartness. :heart

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[McLovin]

One day I'm going to burn those pants. :para

[The Q]

When I come there for a visit, we can have a pagan style bonfire in Tarty's back yard and toss all kinds of things in to it: Tarty's baggy sweats. Lola's ugly gold purse. :snicker My collection of mu-mus. Hot dogs. Virgins. Fireworks.

:woot

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[McLovin]

Back off the gold bag, biatch. :rofl

[Kurtz]

dumb fuck is on the TV again. :mad

[Sweet Tart]

No hot dogs :para

I'm slowly buying clothing that fits me, I promise. If my kids would stop getting sick and the PO would stop sending me bills to pay, that job would be a lot easier :para

[McLovin]

I'm just secretly jealous because The Tart is skinner than I am & looks fabulous! (I won't backpedal on the red pants, those have to be burned)

Dude, Q, you should see the bag I'm carrying now. You would seriously HATE IT. :teehee But it's not gold!

[The Q]

I'm just secretly jealous because The Tart is skinner than I am & looks fabulous! (I won't backpedal on the red pants, those have to be burned)

Dude, Q, you should see the bag I'm carrying now. You would seriously HATE IT. :teehee But it's not gold!

What is it?! :hyper
I can always use a new purse to hate! :yep

Tartay, Lola is right. It is better to be too thin for your clothes than too fat. A baggy ass is definitely sexier than seeing bulbous cottage cheese cheeks peering through the tops of your sweatpants.

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[Sweet Tart]

Everyone hates me :kickcan

[McLovin]

My bag. :)

And yes, I hate The Tart. :roll

[The Q]

OMG, Lola. That is the WORST BAG EVER. :lmao

I actually have a D&B bag--but it's a normal looking one. :lmao

Before I come there I am going on a search for the ugliest purse I can find to bring you as a gift. Prepare yourself! :woot

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[McLovin]

Okay, but the funny thing behind this bag is that MY BROKER bought it for me. :rofl She's a fellow transplanted Texan & she presented it to me as a gift.

It's grown on me, suffice to say. :rofl

So, good luck. I don't know if you can top that bag. :para

[Saguaro]

Damn road construction ! They tear it up, pave it, and then tear it up again

[The Q]

So, good luck. I don't know if you can top that bag. :para

You should not doubt my ability to locate ugly merchandise. I have managed to find some of the worst items on the face of the earth during my shopping excursions.

And I will find you the world's ugliest purse. Oh yes. I will. :devil

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[Kurtz]

Some people are just fuckin' stupid.

[chinacat]

No hot dogs :para

I'm slowly buying clothing that fits me, I promise. If my kids would stop getting sick and the PO would stop sending me bills to pay, that job would be a lot easier :para

Freakbird :lol

All of my little kids are in bed for a nap and the big ones are at school. :para

This is a rare occurance in the Chinacat world.

I'm going to eat some Indian food and wait for my neighbor to come over with the funkay vest.

You know, the more I think about it, I could really use an extra extendable arm. Really. I wonder if it's possible to buy a bionic 3rd arm. :hmm

[crazycase]

I hate gold :para

oh and if I cough ONE more time! And its not like a tiny cough this fuckin' cough last for at least a minute and a half.

Someone make me some tea please!

[The Q]

You hate gold?!!

Does. Not. Compute. :para

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[crazycase]

yeah so much so that my rings are silver :lol

[The Q]

I like silver. :para

I like gold. :para

I don't think I hate any precious metal. :para

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[Sweet Tart]

Freakbird :lol

All of my little kids are in bed for a nap and the big ones are at school. :para

This is a rare occurance in the Chinacat world.

I'm going to eat some Indian food and wait for my neighbor to come over with the funkay vest.

You know, the more I think about it, I could really use an extra extendable arm. Really. I wonder if it's possible to buy a bionic 3rd arm. :hmm

I'd like a new big toe :para

I hate gold :para

oh and if I cough ONE more time! And its not like a tiny cough this fuckin' cough last for at least a minute and a half.

Someone make me some tea please!

yeah so much so that my rings are silver :lol

Not only am I not crazy about gold, but I can't stop coughing.

Maybe crazycase is my new :freakbird

:snicker

[Semantics]

I'd like a new big toe :para





Not only am I not crazy about gold, but I can't stop coughing.

Maybe crazycase is my new :freakbird

:snicker

If you build it, they will come. :para

That one isn't my fault. :lol

Want me to steal the freakbird from HM? :)

[chinacat]

Ugh. I'm getting tired of the fact that everything I do, including the simplest little things, become this huge production/3 ring circus when I have to do them. I've noticed I'm down to my last pack of diapers... I can't just run out and buy them, I have to take a huge trip down to BRU and stock up on cases because those are the only kind that don't leak & they're also the cheapest. The nearest BRU is 1/2 hour away and I either need to go in the evening by myself when I am so tired I can barely keep my eyes open, or try and take 3 babies with me & pull the cart & push the stroller. This is why I get 3 months worth at a time. Pain in the ass, people.

[Sweet Tart]

If you build it, they will come. :para

That one isn't my fault. :lol

Want me to steal the freakbird from HM? :)

well, if you insist :lol

Ugh. I'm getting tired of the fact that everything I do, including the simplest little things, become this huge production/3 ring circus when I have to do them. I've noticed I'm down to my last pack of diapers... I can't just run out and buy them, I have to take a huge trip down to BRU and stock up on cases because those are the only kind that don't leak & they're also the cheapest. The nearest BRU is 1/2 hour away and I either need to go in the evening by myself when I am so tired I can barely keep my eyes open, or try and take 3 babies with me & pull the cart & push the stroller. This is why I get 3 months worth at a time. Pain in the ass, people.

So does that mean my new toe is out? :para

[crazycase]

Wow my girls did really good at lunch time. Either that or I am calmer today! Maybe its the lack of sleep and I am just zoning out! :snicker

[Semantics]

well, if you insist :lol



I do. :lol

With the Tart and Chinacat here we need the :freakbird

[toxic]

What is it?! :hyper ...
Tartay, Lola is right. It is better to be too thin for your clothes than too fat. A baggy ass is definitely sexier than seeing bulbous cottage cheese cheeks peering through the tops of your sweatpants.

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Totally wrong. Guys know where to look at both big and small asses for the erotic aspect angles - Really! You guys would think I'm being rude if I explained. That picture of Shakira I used as a Avatar 2 weeks ago. She has a big ass, big tummy and big thighs, and she knows how to display them well.

It's like big boobs or small boobs or saggy boobs, they all are great if you display them right. You just have to know what to look for. It's like schrugging your shoulders together (a little, not too much) is always sexy, but sticking your chest out is not.

If you need any further advice on this, I'll be around. God, I could teach women so much.

[Oceanbreeze]

toxic: :rofl :rofl :rofl

Nice surprise today, I received flowers from a friend in GA. She is one of the few true friends you'll have in your life, I am blessed. :flowers

[The Q]

Totally wrong. Guys know where to look at both big and small asses for the erotic aspect angles - Really! You guys would think I'm being rude if I explained. That picture of Shakira I used as a Avatar 2 weeks ago. She has a big ass, big tummy and big thighs, and she knows how to display them well.

It's like big boobs or small boobs or saggy boobs, they all are great if you display them right. You just have to know what to look for. It's like schrugging your shoulders together (a little, not too much) is always sexy, but sticking your chest out is not.

If you need any further advice on this, I'll be around. God, I could teach women so much.

Well, this is good news for me! I have a big ol' butt! :lmao

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[McLovin]

Well, this is good news for me! I have a big ol' butt! :lmao

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Here, here! I will never have to worry about the droopy ass pants syndrome. EVAH!

[Saguaro]

Totally wrong. Guys know where to look at both big and small asses for the erotic aspect angles - Really! You guys would think I'm being rude if I explained. That picture of Shakira I used as a Avatar 2 weeks ago. She has a big ass, big tummy and big thighs, and she knows how to display them well.

It's like big boobs or small boobs or saggy boobs, they all are great if you display them right. You just have to know what to look for. It's like schrugging your shoulders together (a little, not too much) is always sexy, but sticking your chest out is not.

If you need any further advice on this, I'll be around. God, I could teach women so much.


:lmao :lmao Bold satement

[Oceanbreeze]

toxic: :rofl :rofl :rofl

Nice surprise today, I received flowers from a friend in GA. She is one of the few true friends you'll have in your life, I am blessed. :flowers

When I quote my quote, I see the :flowers, so who messed with my :flowers and replaced it with :rofl


hey knock it off, my :flowers are back.

[The Q]

OB, are you drinking already? :para

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[Sweet Tart]

I LOVE FRUIT SALAD AND SUMO WRESTLING!

[Oceanbreeze]

OB, are you drinking already? :para

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No, but I did have a delicious spicy Bloody Mary last night.

[toxic]

Well, this is good news for me! I have a big ol' butt! :lmao

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There is nothing better or more womanly than a nice big ass to bury himself in.

Also, don't try to hide yourself from a guy. He has already visualized it a hundred times before he sees it. There are no surprizes for him. He wouldn't be there if he didn't like it.

Often, women with small breasts try to cover them-don't. Shakira has small breasts and flaunts the fact. In a song she notes 'you won't mistake them for mountains'. Small tits are young looking (cute), big boobs are womanly (beautiful).

Girls are way too critical of themselves. Exercise is good for your overall health, but don't bother to build muscles.

Look in the mirror once in a while anf find a few good profiles. Nipples, tummys (way under rated), butt cheeks, are all great things us men don't see often enough.

It's hard to explain some of this without photos. Maybe I'll see if I can find some representative ones.

[Semantics]

Toxic,
I'm giving you all my points. :kiss :lol

[The Q]

toxic for president!

:woot

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[waterdog]

Toxic - :theman

Full, round asses are very sexy! :roar

[waterdog]

Never believe a Cottonwood tree. They tell lies.

[Sweet Tart]

toxic for president!

:woot

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Um, you need to look at the top right of the TPA screen, traitor :no

[The Q]

Is that still up there? :para

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[Sweet Tart]

No :para

[Semantics]

Thanks for the reality check.

[cassandra]

Toxic I think I need to give my points too. All men who find normal women attractive are top notch in my book.

[Kurtz]

Damn, Ron Spring's family just learned he ain't gonna wake up from his coma.

[cassandra]

I love the feeling of being freshly waxed!!!

[crazycase]

oooh I wanna be freshly waxed!!

[Kurtz]

I love the feeling of being freshly waxed!!!

oooh I wanna be freshly waxed!!


I put both of these in for the Quotes box.

Had to. :lmao

[crazycase]

:teehee

[Cookie Parker]

Tornado warning in October....global warming...oh, hell no...:angel

[crazierthanever]

If I could bend like that I wouldn't need a boyfriend. :inlove:)

[Semantics]

I just bit my tongue. Hard.


I'm working hard at this random posting about whatever stuff. I'm not much of a chit chatter. :lol

[Saguaro]

chit or something else ? :D

[Kurtz]

chit or something else ? :D

Sometimes I post 'chit' for my post count. :wink


:D

[The Q]

I GET TO SLEEP IN MY WONDERFUL, COZY, LUXURIOUS BED TONIGHT. :hyper

I am watching Jon Stewart. :max

I just drank a strawberry limeade. :yum

Tonight is a pretty good night.

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[AYFR]

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[The Q]

:para

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[Kurtz]

:)

[McLovin]

Tonight was okay. I'm off again, tomorrow. Fucking flu, but very understanding boss. :heart

Senora saggy butt came with sushi, a six pack & zeeeeeeeeeee red pants. I used my new Tarot cards on her & fluffed my way through the reading. I should practice. :para

She's sick, I'm sick, her kid is coughing, my kid is coughing so I sent her home with some cough medicine & she left the sushi leftovers. :snicker

May tomorrow be a healthy day for all. Good night! :)

[The Q]

Senora Saggy Butt. :lmao

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[The Q]

OOH! Things just got even better! I found four pieces of chocolate!

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[AYFR]

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[Kurtz]

OOH! Things just got even better! I found four pieces of chocolate!

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:lmao

[Saguaro]

Tonight was okay. I'm off again, tomorrow. Fucking flu, but very understanding boss. :heart

Senora saggy butt came with sushi, a six pack & zeeeeeeeeeee red pants. I used my new Tarot cards on her & fluffed my way through the reading. I should practice. :para

She's sick, I'm sick, her kid is coughing, my kid is coughing so I sent her home with some cough medicine & she left the sushi leftovers. :snicker

May tomorrow be a healthy day for all. Good night! :)

I thought you were talking about me !

[The Q]

Something tells me Rev is not having as much fun as I am this evening.

Rev! Quick-- turn on The Daily Show!

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[Saguaro]

:D

[AYFR]

Just coming to some realizations.

[The Q]

Jake Gyllenhaal on The Daily Show :faint

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[Kurtz]

Something tells me Rev is not having as much fun as I am this evening.

Rev! Quick-- turn on The Daily Show!

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:D

Just coming to some realizations.

Jake Gyllenhaal on The Daily Show :faint

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Please don't try to tell us ya love Jake, Rev. :lol

[AYFR]

:para

[toxic]

...
It's hard to explain some of this without photos. Maybe I'll see if I can find some representative ones.

It is hard to go back and find photos that you just stumbled across on some unknown search. Plus, I'm flush with points and you gals aren't mad at me. Maybe I should lay low for a day??? Thanks

[cassandra]

Tonight was okay. I'm off again, tomorrow. Fucking flu, but very understanding boss. :heart

Senora saggy butt came with sushi, a six pack & zeeeeeeeeeee red pants. I used my new Tarot cards on her & fluffed my way through the reading. I should practice. :para

She's sick, I'm sick, her kid is coughing, my kid is coughing so I sent her home with some cough medicine & she left the sushi leftovers. :snicker

May tomorrow be a healthy day for all. Good night! :)

Sounds like a great night aside from the coughing. Any friend who brings sushi and beer is a keeper even if she wears red saggy sweats. :lol

OOH! Things just got even better! I found four pieces of chocolate!

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In your bed? :yum Better get to the sex thread and tell us all about that. Boy that Mr. The Q sounds fun! :cassandra