Movie Quotes

[Kurtz]

Narrator: I really enjoy forgetting. When I first come to a place, I notice all the little details. I notice the way the sky looks. The color of white paper. The way people walk. Doorknobs. Everything. Then I get used to the place and I don't notice those things anymore. So only by forgetting can I see the place again as it really is.

True Stories-1986

[patriotsblade]

Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

The Silence of the Lambs -1991

[Kurtz]

"You know, Tony, it's a multiple choice thing with you. 'Cause I can't
tell if you're old-fashioned, you're paranoid, or just a f**king asshole."
~Carmela/Sopranos - Season 1, Episode 10: "A Hit Is a Hit"

[Kurtz]

Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

The Silence of the Lambs -1991

You forgot the slurpin' sound. :para

[Semantics]

I'm your huckleberry.

You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung.

It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.

And my favorite:

Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.


-Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

[patriotsblade]

I'm your huckleberry.

That is one of my all time favorites.

[patriotsblade]

You forgot the slurpin' sound. :para

Sound effects cost extra.

[Kurtz]

Louis Fyne: I'm a dancing fool.

True Stories-1986

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[cassandra]

Tom Cruise: Yes, Johnny! After falsely accusing a highly decorated Marine officer of conspiracy and perjury, Lieutenant Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching... typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! Thank you for playing "Should we or should we not listen to the advice of the galactically stupid!

Few Good Men

[Kurtz]

"Let me tell you something, young man. One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people, well, two people can work miracles. They can change a whole town. They can change the world."

~Cicely's Partner - Northern Exposure (I forget what season.)

[cassandra]

Kris Kringle (Edmund Gwenn): You see, Mrs. Walker, this is quite an opportunity for me. For the past 50 years or so I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas. Seems we're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow in making things go faster and look shinier and cost less that Christmas and I are sort of getting lost in the shuffle.

Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

[Sweet Tart]

Glinda, the Good Witch of the North (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000992/): Only bad witches are ugly.

[patriotsblade]

Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

[Kurtz]

"Nobody gets to see the wizard, not no way, not no how!

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

[crazycase]

Susanna: You know, taking us for ice creams in a blizzard... makes you wonder who the real whack jobs are.

Girl, Interrupted

[Trueblue]

By the power vested in me by Kaiser Wilhelm II, I pronounce you man and wife. Carry on with the execution.

The German Captain of the Louisa, The African Queen

Nevermind the furthermore, the plea is self-defense.

Oklahoma

[waterdog]

Kris Kringle (Edmund Gwenn): You see, Mrs. Walker, this is quite an opportunity for me. For the past 50 years or so I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas. Seems we're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow in making things go faster and look shinier and cost less that Christmas and I are sort of getting lost in the shuffle.

Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

My favorite from Miracle on 34th Street:

"I believe......I believe. It's silly, but ... I believe." - Susan Walker (Natalie Wood).

[AYFR]

Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep: You can't handle the truth!
A Few Good Men

[AYFR]

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
Where ever you go, there you are.

[AYFR]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?

Full Metal Jacket

[Lone Laugher]

FOOOD FIIIGHT!!! --Blutarsky

[crazycase]

Mitch Martin: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Old School

[Melissa l]

ELIZABETH: I have no master, I need no master!!!!!!

ELIZABETH: Observe Lord Burley, I am married; to England..........

[crazierthanever]

Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat!

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Cops won't find your boy. A cop couldn't find his butt if it had a bell on it.

Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?


~Raising Arizona

[The Q]

From Fight Club:

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. - Tyler Durden

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. - Tyler Durden

I felt like destroying something beautiful. - Narrator

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. - Tyler Durden

I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened. - Narrator

You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass! - Marla Singer

He was full of pep. Must've had his grande-latte enema. - Narrator

When the fight was over, nothing was solved, but nothing mattered. We all felt saved. - Narrator

My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. - Marla Singer

[Kurtz]

Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges.

Blazin' Saddles 1974