Saturday Random Thoughts

[Kurtz]

Damn, I feel good today.
:Q

[Saguaro]

It isn't winter yet,and I am tired of the cold

[cassandra]

I have to go see if an old bridesmaid dress I have fits. I think I may be a domestic goddess for the costume party.

[Kurtz]

It isn't winter yet,and I am tired of the cold

Uh oh. Might be a looooong winter for ya, Sag.
Come to Texas, it's really nice now, we finally got below 90. :whew

[Kurtz]

I have to go see if an old bridesmaid dress I have fits. I think I may be a domestic goddess for the costume party.


Darlin', you ARE a Domestic Goddess in REAL LIFE!! :heart

[Kurtz]

I need to go to the store, my brother NEEDS yogurt.
I hate the store here on Saturdays, tourists galore. :roll

[cassandra]

:( Sad news. After 2 kids my breast size is too large to fit in that dress. Course I told Bill he just wasn't trying hard enough. :roll

[issac the dragon]

Its foggy here today. I love fog.

[Saguaro]

:( Sad news. After 2 kids my breast size is too large to fit in that dress. Course I told Bill he just wasn't trying hard enough. :roll


:faint I have the vapors !

[Semantics]

No time for thoughts today, random or other. :kurtz

[crazierthanever]

Ack! I'm teaching my kidlet the recorder. The screeching we're both making is driving me mad... MAD I tell you! MAD.

[Kurtz]

Ack! I'm teaching my kidlet the recorder. The screeching we're both making is driving me mad... MAD I tell you! MAD.

Is it makin' ya :twitch ? :lmao

Ya may have to change ya name to crazier,
wait, that IS your name. :lmao


:kurtz

[MW]

Am waiting for the kiddos to finish cleaning up, so we can have Taz's bday cake, then it's off to putt-putt golf (WHY did I give him that choice? :kickcan)

[McLovin]

I've not moved off the couch since I woke up. I love lazy Saturdays.

[Sweet Tart]

Its $2 more for a violin shoulder rest than for a viola shoulder rest.

[MW]

Off to Build-a-Bear (on a saturday, when it's full of obnoxious, I mean precious little children) and then Putt-Putt Golf.

*whimper*

[Kurtz]

We sure do have a lot of 'guests' here at TPA.

Maybe we should post a big Free Registration Sign. :lol

[Sweet Tart]

Or flee from the invasion :para

[McLovin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0bqAp2MA9M

[Sweet Tart]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OcBZg6tDDyc

[McLovin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUyKW-NAkR4

[The Q]

EID MUBARAK

ADQ

[cassandra]

http://sugarcubes.blogsome.com/images/eid_05.jpg

[Sweet Tart]

I've done all I can here for tonight, so, its Heiney time :ohyeah

[issac the dragon]

Okay. What is EID? You have to quit doing that to us illiterate people.

Went and bought stuff to give my granddaughter a pounding. An old nurse's custom. A shower for a nursing student, everyone would give her a pound of this and a pound of that. Granddaughter is moving to her first place, so I bought her a bunch of basics. Pound of sugar, bag of flour, etc. Expensive. Thats why I did it I guess. I can afford it, she can't.

[The Q]

Eid is one of the major Islamic holidays. It marks the end of Ramadhan.

People spend the Eid holidays feasting and meeting with friends and family; there's usually special foods and everyone gets dressed up. We exchange gifts...it's a big deal.

I'll have to show you some pictures of my kiddos in their Eid duds. :)

:aisha

ADQ

[Kurtz]

Okay. What is EID? You have to quit doing that to us illiterate people.

Went and bought stuff to give my granddaughter a pounding. An old nurse's custom. A shower for a nursing student, everyone would give her a pound of this and a pound of that. Granddaughter is moving to her first place, so I bought her a bunch of basics. Pound of sugar, bag of flour, etc. Expensive. Thats why I did it I guess. I can afford it, she can't.

Eid is one of the major Islamic holidays. It marks the end of Ramadhan.

People spend the Eid holidays feasting and meeting with friends and family; there's usually special foods and everyone gets dressed up. We exchange gifts...it's a big deal.

I'll have to show you some pictures of my kiddos in their Eid duds. :)

:aisha

ADQ

Wow, two different customs I knew nothin' about, pays to hang around this place. :idea

[MW]

Bearamy Bear is evil . . . here's proof! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=477jOaaVnJU)

[Oceanbreeze]

We went to a pumpkin patch farm and apple orchard today. It's so nice my 9 and 12 year old kids still enjoy it. Afterwards, the 9 year old had to cheer at a football game. Lovely weather today for it all, 75 degrees.

Hey, did Look get banned again?

[Trueblue]

Okay. What is EID? You have to quit doing that to us illiterate people.

Went and bought stuff to give my granddaughter a pounding. An old nurse's custom. A shower for a nursing student, everyone would give her a pound of this and a pound of that. Granddaughter is moving to her first place, so I bought her a bunch of basics. Pound of sugar, bag of flour, etc. Expensive. Thats why I did it I guess. I can afford it, she can't.

Yeah, Matt told me about that-we gave our sons one when they got their own places.

[Kurtz]

I just closed the gate to my property, makes me feel better.

Even tho strangers can climb the fence, I feel better
knowin' once they're inside it, they're ass is mine. :lol

Course, if I get a wild hair later 'n wanna
go out, I'll have to open the damn thang. :lmao

[Saguaro]

It sure is a slow night

[issac the dragon]

I've put my pajamas on. Once I'm in my jammies, I'm not going any where. Its a comfy feeling. The day is over, winding down, quiet. I don't get wild hairs any more. They disappear when you get old. One of the benifits.

[Kurtz]

I've put my pajamas on. Once I'm in my jammies, I'm not going any where. Its a comfy feeling. The day is over, winding down, quiet. I don't get wild hairs any more. They disappear when you get old. One of the benifits.



Or they curl 'n turn inward. :lmao

[issac the dragon]

Did you ever eat a Skinny Cow. Its a frozen dessert. My favorite is the ice cream sandwich. They have no-fat and no-sugar. The ones without sugar are better. They are real ice cream. You can not make ice cream without fat. Its a lie when they call that stuff ice cream. Skinny Cows are soooo good. Sweet, chocolate cookie, real ice cream, no trans fat, no sugar, low calorie. They ought to pay me for that commericial.

[issac the dragon]

Or they curl 'n turn inward. :lmao

An ingrown wild hair. Sounds painful. Best to let it grow. Or go with it. I used to go with the wild hairs. I got into some trouble. Nuff of that. Not criminal. Just non-criminal trouble.

[Kurtz]

Did you ever eat a Skinny Cow. Its a frozen dessert. My favorite is the ice cream sandwich. They have no-fat and no-sugar. The ones without sugar are better. They are real ice cream. You can not make ice cream without fat. Its a lie when they call that stuff ice cream. Skinny Cows are soooo good. Sweet, chocolate cookie, real ice cream, no trans fat, no sugar, low calorie. They ought to pay me for that commericial.


Sounds good. :yum
I splurged 'n bought a chocolate mousse cake from the fancy
section of the deli today. The hair on my ass is gonna love it. :wink

[sparks]

An ingrown wild hair. Sounds painful. Best to let it grow. Or go with it. I used to go with the wild hairs. I got into some trouble. Nuff of that. Not criminal. Just non-criminal trouble.


But if you could go back, would ya do it all over again?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLya_2sNuUA

[issac the dragon]

I never had hair on my ass. On my tits, yeah. I used to shave it off. Truth was, I had more hair on my chest than my husband did. I had five. When I became a women-libbest, I quit shaving them. And my husband grew five hairs.

[sparks]

I never had hair on my ass. On my tits, yeah. I used to shave it off. Truth was, I had more hair on my chest than my husband did. I had five. When I became a women-libbest, I quit shaving them. And my husband grew five hairs.


Thank you for sharing Issac! :roll

:rofl :rofl :rofl

[Saguaro]

TMI :D

[issac the dragon]

But if you could go back, would ya do it all over again?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLya_2sNuUA

You bet your life I would. But I'd be wilder this time. I was too conservative. I never, ever, had an affair. Smoked, drank, smoked other stuff, but never foolded around. I think maybe I should have. God knows he did. I counted up to 52 and quit counting. He was still cheating when he died, but he was cheating on another woman so I didn't care. Truth is, he once cheated on her with me. Heee heeee.:kurtz

[sparks]

TMI :D


I've gotta give her credit for being that intimate on a forum! :yep

[Kurtz]

I never had hair on my ass. On my tits, yeah. I used to shave it off. Truth was, I had more hair on my chest than my husband did. I had five. When I became a women-libbest, I quit shaving them. And my husband grew five hairs.

I just recently grew this hair on my ass. I got one long
blonde one that grows out above my left tit, by my tattoo. :wink

I used to have a GF a long time ago that had a li'l bit o' hair around her nipples.
Damn, I loved her somethin' fierce. She was the cutest li' girl. :faint

[sparks]

I just recently grew this hair on my ass. I got one long
blonde one that grows out above my left tit, by my tattoo. :wink

I used to have a GF a long time ago that had a li'l bit o' hair around her nipples.
Damn, I loved her somethin' fierce. She was the cutest li' girl. :faint

Well alrighty then! :rofl

Ok...I'll tell a hair story since were in "tell all mode". I shave my legs everyday. :)

[Kurtz]

I hate shaved legs :no

Good thang, I ain't eyein' you. :wink

[sparks]

I hate shaved legs :no

Good thang, I ain't eyein' you. :wink

:rofl I hate stubble! :yuck

[Kurtz]

What should we talk about next? :lol

[Saguaro]

Oh Lord !! :faint this thread has gone places I am not going :snicker

[issac the dragon]

Everyday! :confused Isn't that hard on your skin? I haven't shaved my legs since I became a libbest. Wasn't much of a protest though. I have so little hair on my legs my husband never noticed. And even when I told people they couldn't see any. All the years I wasted shaving for nothing.

[sparks]

Everyday! :confused Isn't that hard on your skin? I haven't shaved my legs since I became a libbest. Wasn't much of a protest though. I have so little hair on my legs my husband never noticed. And even when I told people they couldn't see any. All the years I wasted shaving for nothing.

Nope! Guys shave their face everyday...same thing. Oh...and I do the underarms everyday too. I just hate the feel of the stubble...creeps me out! :rofl

[sparks]

What should we talk about next? :lol

We could go on to bra sizes! :lmao

[Kurtz]

We could go on to bra sizes! :lmao

OK, I quit wearin' one in Dec 1976.
I only wear one if I plan to take my shirt off at parties. :lmao

How about you?

[sparks]

OK, I quit wearin' one in Dec 1976.
I only wear one if I plan to take my shirt off at parties. :lmao

How about you?

I hate them! I only wear one if it's a formal occassion and I need the foundational stuff to make me look better in the clothes. :)

Normally, I'm a braless type 'o' gal though.

[Kurtz]

I hate them! I only wear one if it's a formal occassion and I need the foundational stuff to make me look better in the clothes. :)

Normally, I'm a braless type 'o' gal though.

IM me :max

:lmao

[sparks]

IM me :max

:lmao

No! I am not gay! :rofl

[Kurtz]

I actually look good in one, specially if I push
those puppies up 'n wear a low cut blouse. :lol

[issac the dragon]

Haven't worn one except on special occasions since I retired.

[issac the dragon]

Those push up bras are miracle workers.

[sparks]

Bras are itchy! :yuck

[sparks]

Those push up bras are miracle workers.


I've heard a corset does wonders too, but never tried one.

[issac the dragon]

:rofl2 I didn't mean I think you need a miracle Kurtz. I'm sure you are just fine.

[Kurtz]

I hate 'em, I just hate tight clothes, well on me, that is. :lol

[sparks]

:rofl2 I didn't mean I think you need a miracle Kurtz. I'm sure you are just fine.


I could use the miracle! :rofl

[The Q]

I hate bras. But I wear one because I like the way I look in them.

ADQ

[Kurtz]

:rofl2 I didn't mean I think you need a miracle Kurtz. I'm sure you are just fine.


I got tiny titties, I guess a handful if ya got regular hands. :lol
Not man size hands, in that case, I got not touch titties. :lol

[crazierthanever]

My boobs are too big not to wear a bra. I'd put my eye out if I ran anywhere. I envy women with little tits.

Nursing a whole herd of children hasn't helped the, uh, location of 'em either. Ah well. I still have both of 'em, they're real - not artificial in anyway so I guess I'm okay with 'em.

Now there's more than you ever wanted to know about my chest.

[Kurtz]

So what does everyone wear to bed?
I wear zip nothin', ain't goin' anywhere. :lol

[issac the dragon]

At my age, it would take more than a miracle. Yes, the girls will sit up there in a pushup, but pushing them up makes them wrinkle. Best left alone. Unseen.

[Kurtz]

My boobs are too big not to wear a bra. I'd put my eye out if I ran anywhere. I envy women with little tits.

Nursing a whole herd of children hasn't helped the, uh, location of 'em either. Ah well. I still have both of 'em, they're real - not artificial in anyway so I guess I'm okay with 'em.

Now there's more than you ever wanted to know about my chest.

Hey crazier!
:cheers

[sparks]

So what does everyone wear to bed?
I wear zip nothin', ain't goin' anywhere. :lol

I get cold...so I wear a nightshirt.

[Saguaro]

So what does everyone wear to bed?
I wear zip nothin', ain't goin' anywhere. :lol


Hubby :D

[issac the dragon]

I sleep in jammies. In the summer in men's boxers. My mother made me fear sleeping naked. Fire. It still makes me nervous.

[crazierthanever]

Hey crazier!
:cheers

If the bar's open I'm staying.

[sparks]

My boobs are too big not to wear a bra. I'd put my eye out if I ran anywhere. I envy women with little tits.

Nursing a whole herd of children hasn't helped the, uh, location of 'em either. Ah well. I still have both of 'em, they're real - not artificial in anyway so I guess I'm okay with 'em.

Now there's more than you ever wanted to know about my chest.

:rofl

[crazierthanever]

I wear whatever's handy: t-shirt and uns, nighty, whatever. I spend too much time up at night with Bella to be sleeping nakey. Besides I don't like having a cold arse.

[Kurtz]

Hubby :D


Oh listen to Sag.

I think she likes that man o' hers.
:aww

[Saguaro]

:tequila:cheers:popcorn:stir

[sparks]

Hubby :D

Whooo Hoooo! You go girl! :lol

[Kurtz]

:tequila:cheers:popcorn:stir

:paclap :paclap

[The Q]

I wear whatever I was lounging in before I go to bed. Usually something like a nightgown or a pajama pants and a t shirt.

ADQ

[Kurtz]

We love these Super Mods!!!

:paclap :paclap

[Kurtz]

It sure is a slow night

Now what did you say? :wink

[sparks]

Ok...let's get down to the nitty gritty girls! What's your favorite position? :rofl

:stir

[Saguaro]

Quarterback

[issac the dragon]

I'm a top.:devil

[sparks]

Call me old fashioned but I like missionary the best...there's just something about having a man hovering and encompassing my body! :yep

:ohyeah

:rofl

[crazierthanever]

My favorite is the reverse cowgirl!:pblade

[issac the dragon]

:think I can't seem to picture that.

[Kurtz]

:howdy

I love cowgirls.
:aww

[sparks]

Then there's the guy standing up with the gal scooched down to the end / side of the bed while the guy holds the legs up and does his thing. :ohyeah

Kinda like being at the gynecologist's office. :rofl

Friction! :ohyeah

:faint

Damn, I think I need a margarita! On the rocks please and don't forget the salt! Who's mixing? :rofl

[crazierthanever]

:think I can't seem to picture that.

If you're a top then turn around. Does that help?

[sparks]

:think I can't seem to picture that.

Girl on top facing the guys feet. :)

[Kurtz]

If you're a top then turn around. Does that help?

Oh, like a spinner. :lol

I like that too. :max

[crazierthanever]

Then there's the guy standing up with the gal scooched down to the end / side of the bed while the guy holds the legs up and does his thing. :ohyeah

Kinda like being at the gynecologist's office. :rofl

Friction! :ohyeah

:faint

Damn, I think I need a margarita! On the rocks please and don't forget the salt! Who's mixing? :rofl

Did it just get warm in here, or what?:yep

[Saguaro]

The vapors I have :faint :faint :faint

[sparks]

Did it just get warm in here, or what?:yep

I think so! :rofl


The vapors I have :faint :faint :faint

Quick! Who's got the smelling salts? :lol

[Saguaro]

*psssstttt * Have any of you noticed that the guys have nothing to say ? :D

[sparks]

*psssstttt * Have any of you noticed that the guys have nothing to say ? :D

Pssst! They're taking notes! :rofl

Either that or we've totally intimidated them. :rofl

[crazierthanever]

Not to change the subject too much but this just popped into my head:

Is she a Tangerine-flavored Tart? :teehee

[Saguaro]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ccFD9DXH8

[issac the dragon]

I think they believe we are doing just fine on our own. I've noticed when women get personal men get quiet.

Sparks, it doesn't fit right that way. The guys thingie points the other way.

[Kurtz]

Not to change the subject too much but this just popped into my head:

Is she a Tangerine-flavored Tart? :teehee


You talkin' a POP Tart?

:D

[Kurtz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ccFD9DXH8


G'Night, Sag. :hug


:kurtz

[sparks]

I think they believe we are doing just fine on our own. I've noticed when women get personal men get quiet.

Sparks, it doesn't fit right that way. The guys thingie points the other way.

Yeah, well, uh...it depends what trips your trigger! Ya know? :lol

[Kurtz]

Damn, at this rate I might get where I'm goin' tomorrow. :akbar

[cassandra]

I shave my legs every other day. Armpits everyday! Other area everyday to everyother.

I wear a t-shirt and lounge pants or bbrown to bed.

I prefer cowgirl or missionary. Although Sparkles idea is very good. I like variety. :D

[sparks]

I shave my legs every other day. Armpits everyday! Other area everyday to everyother.

I wear a t-shirt and lounge pants or bbrown to bed.

I prefer cowgirl or missionary. Although Sparkles idea is very good. I like variety. :D


The reverse cowgirl was Saguaro's. Mine was the home gynocologist visit. :rofl

Well shoot! I think all we've missed in this thread is shoe size! I take an 8! :lmao

[cassandra]

6.5 shoe size. Yes that is the one I like. Sparks. Reverse cowgirl is good to. Heck I don't know of a position I don't like. :cassandra

Anybody have a position they don't like?

[sparks]

6.5 shoe size. Yes that is the one I like. Sparks. Reverse cowgirl is good to. Heck I don't know of a position I don't like. :cassandra

Anybody have a position they don't like?

Good question! :think

Ummmm....can't think of one off the top of my head. :rofl

There are places I don't care too much for. Like on hardwood floors...and carpets can cause burns...been there done that. :rofl

[cassandra]

Well, sure places I would rather not, but probably still would if the mood struck me. :lol

[sparks]

Random late night thought as the hubby still sleeps the night away - I wonder if our shoe size correlates to the perfect size penis we should be enjoying? :rofl

[sparks]

Well, sure places I would rather not, but probably still would if the mood struck me. :lol

:rofl Me too! :rofl

[cassandra]

I am just sitting here laughing and I have no idea Sparks.

[sparks]

I am just sitting here laughing and I have no idea Sparks.


:rofl Eight inches sounds pretty darn good! :rofl

[cassandra]

Yes it does. However I have a vaginal cuff since my hyster, (sorry TMI again) and 10 inches is my limit!

[sparks]

Yes it does. However I have a vaginal cuff since my hyster, (sorry TMI again) and 10 inches is my limit!

But...ya know...the big 10 is a pretty good piece 'o' meat! :rofl

Sorry, I'm feeling goofy tonight! :rofl

[cassandra]

LOL NP I am up alone too. Kids are crashed after the party and so is Bill.

[Kurtz]

:para

[waterdog]

I actually look good in one, specially if I push
those puppies up 'n wear a low cut blouse. :lol

You know Kurtz, 4 months ago I would have thought that comment from you would have sounded really twisted. :)

I've heard a corset does wonders too, but never tried one.

Hummm....... :sparks :idea


Christmas is coming soon. :lol

[waterdog]

Then there's the guy standing up with the gal scooched down to the end / side of the bed while the guy holds the legs up and does his thing. :ohyeah

Kinda like being at the gynecologist's office. :rofl

Friction! :ohyeah


I know the position well, but never heard it called that.

Well, the doctor is "on call" sparks! :hump

Did it just get warm in here, or what?:yep

It did for me! :ohyeah

*psssstttt * Have any of you noticed that the guys have nothing to say ? :D

I think they believe we are doing just fine on our own. I've noticed when women get personal men get quiet.

Sparks, it doesn't fit right that way. The guys thingie points the other way.

Guys know when to shut up and just watch. :lol