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The Q
10-12-2007, 08:07 PM
In honor of vice-president Gore winning the Nobel Peace Prize, I am holding a poetry contest. Make it short, make it long---make it rhyme, or not. Just post a poem and you get 15,000 points.

:hotdog

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Sweet Tart
10-12-2007, 08:11 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I love Al Gore
And so should you

:thanks
The Q
10-12-2007, 08:12 PM
:woot

Excellent work, Tartay!

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Sweet Tart
10-12-2007, 08:12 PM
:ohyeah
The Q
10-12-2007, 08:16 PM
The man of the hour is Al Gore.
To some, he's a terrible bore.
But to me he's the man
Who's done what no one else can...
He's managed to steal away Lore. :cry

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Sweet Tart
10-12-2007, 08:16 PM
Awwww, points for you, my dear :lol
The Q
10-12-2007, 08:17 PM
:thanks

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The Q
10-12-2007, 08:18 PM
Why do the pubs fear Big Al?
Because he's our climate's best pal?
Because he can win
Without Jeb pitching in?
Or because Tipper Gore is his gal?

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Sweet Tart
10-12-2007, 08:19 PM
Tipper :twitch
The Q
10-12-2007, 08:19 PM
:snicker

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Lone Laugher
10-12-2007, 08:32 PM
Al Gore won the Nobel Prize,
a slap in the face of the other guys.
Don't worry George, it ain't so bad,
not quite as bad as a hangin' chad.
The Q
10-12-2007, 08:32 PM
:clap

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Sweet Tart
10-12-2007, 08:34 PM
:woot
Indigo
10-12-2007, 09:21 PM
Al Gore...
my oh my what a bore.
About the climate he is preaching
While for your tax dollars he is reaching
As our wallets are screaming "No more!"

:bounce
The Q
10-12-2007, 09:23 PM
Excellent work! :woot

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Sweet Tart
10-12-2007, 10:32 PM
Indigo :no
Semantics
10-12-2007, 10:36 PM
Tipper :twitch

My step-grandfather had a dog named Tipper.


It was a boy and his tail looked like and old, dried out carrot. :think
Viki
10-13-2007, 05:57 AM
no shame ... so here goes...


no melting ice beneath persistent heat
no pounding waves beneath the rising tides
no raging storms beneath the potency and power of a planet's rage unleashed
I rip away the veil beneath which you hide and all I see is the vastness of the threat you persistently promise :mw

(No, Ringo, poems do NOT have to rhyme!!! :))
crazierthanever
10-13-2007, 08:57 AM
I've been teaching Isabella basic haiku so I'm thinking in 5-7-5 patterns.


world heating up fast
Al Gore works to slow it down
wins the Nobel Prize


Do you want to live
on the third rock from the sun
if it gets much hotter?


he travels the earth
to help us learn to be the
ones who save the world


our generation
has to make this happen soon
or all will be lost


Tangerine/The Tart
loves Al Gore with all her heart
Tipper not so much
Sweet Tart
10-13-2007, 08:58 AM
Tangerine/The Tart
loves Al Gore with all her heart
Tipper not so much

:aww
McLovin
10-13-2007, 09:38 AM
There once was a man from Tennetucket.
He lost the election so he said fuck it.
He went on to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
And you know he'll have that look in his eyes.
When The Tart shows up at his door to suck it.