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patriotsblade
10-10-2007, 05:28 PM
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/1010jesusdoll.html

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/pics/breaking/1010jesusdoll.jpg

If Jesus walked the land today, would he cast out of Wal-Mart an 11.25-inch doll molded in plastic in his image? Or would he smile and see the toy, made in China for a California distributor, as another way of spreading the Gospel?

The doll, on sale at more than 400 Wal-Marts nationally, quotes Scriptures and comes with a booklet giving parents tips on how to shape a child's faith.

Its broad retail sale is a mass-merchandising test of whether religious-themed toys can catch fire with consumers in a universe long dominated by secular mega-hits from Hot Wheels to Xbox.

David Socha, founder of Beverly Hills Teddy Bear Company, which markets the talking Jesus through a division dubbed one2believe and based in Valencia, Calif., said one reason his company created the Jesus figure and other biblical dolls was to fight back against dolls that "look and dress" promiscuously.

Walking the line between respect and sacrilege can be tough. Some say the new Jesus doll, advertised for children 3 and up, trivializes religion and verges on being sacrilegious. Some toy analysts and child-development specialists aren't sure it works as a plaything.

Bettye Thompson, a Methodist from White House, Tenn., says the doll, whose box says "Tales of Glory: Jesus, God's Son," and, "I talk, try me" - goes too far. "A graven image that some organization is making money (from) ... it just makes my heart sick," she said.

"On some level, it's a little bit of a stretch," said Chris Byrne, an independent toy analyst in New York. "Are kids really going to play Wedding at Cana?" (That's when Jesus turned water into wine.)

One child-development specialist wonders whether the Jesus doll talks too long. The three Bible verses the doll recites (Mark 12:30, Mark 12:31 and John 3:16) last 11 seconds or less, which seems brief enough. But the doll's taped recitation of how Jesus fed the multitude with five loaves and two fish runs 59 seconds.

"That's just too much for a young child to listen to," said Kathleen Burriss, professor of early childhood development at Middle Tennessee State University.

Others say the doll is worthwhile, especially if parents guide young children or join them in play.

Joyce Middleton, children's pastor at nondenominational Christ Church in Nashville, Tenn., said the doll is a "nice teaching tool" that could stimulate a child's interest in the Bible.

"My child can use Barbie and Ken and pretend they are going to the beach or walking the dog," Middleton said. "Or they can have biblical characters and pretend they are feeding 5,000 and walking over water,"

One2believe started selling its line of biblical dolls directly to church groups and via the Internet more than two years ago. In August, Wal-Mart started putting the dolls in some of its stores in 21 states, mostly in the Sun Belt. Tennessee, Texas and Florida account for 128 of the 400-plus chosen locales.

The Jesus doll also is sold online by Target and at www.one2believe.com. One2believe distributes other religious dolls, including Noah, Moses and Mary.

It's unclear how big a seller the Jesus doll might be. One2believe declined to reveal sales figures.

The Association for Christian Retail said faith-based merchandise accounted for $4.6 billion in annual sales last year - a small percentage of the $4.7 trillion in total U.S. retail sales.


I wonder how long before some smart-assed tech saavy teenager 'cracks' this thing?

The Q
10-10-2007, 05:51 PM
My powers of foretelling are giving me visions of Jesus dolls being purchased for all kinds of lewd and disturbing purposes.

ADQ

The Q
10-10-2007, 05:51 PM
Also, if I was a kid and someone bought me a Jesus doll, I would be PISSED OFF.

ADQ

Kurtz
10-10-2007, 05:58 PM
Didn't these cause some controversy last year when someone
donated a bunch of 'em to Toys for Tots Christmas Drive?

I agree with you, Ms The Q, I want good stuff for Christmas,
give me a blow up doll 'n I don't mean the terrorist kind either. :wink

AYFR
10-10-2007, 06:43 PM
Good grief people, is nothing sacred anymore?

Saguaro
10-10-2007, 06:44 PM
Didn't these cause some controversy last year when someone
donated a bunch of 'em to Toys for Tots Christmas Drive?

I agree with you, Ms The Q, I want good stuff for Christmas,
give me a blow up doll 'n I don't mean the terrorist kind either. :wink

Yep, they were thrown away

issac the dragon
10-10-2007, 06:52 PM
I am serious about this. Is it healthy for a child to pretend to be god?

As to the, is nothing sacred anymore, I don't doubt that someone would sell pieces of the cross to the highest bidder if they could convince someone they had it.

AYFR
10-10-2007, 06:53 PM
I am serious about this. Is it healthy for a child to pretend to be god?

As to the, is nothing sacred anymore, I don't doubt that someone would sell pieces of the cross to the highest bidder if they could convince someone they had it.

I agree, it seems that money rules all. :sad

Lone Laugher
10-13-2007, 03:16 PM
This thread reminded me of the following:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm

Kurtz
10-13-2007, 04:01 PM
This thread reminded me of the following:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm

I have one!! :hyper


What can I say? :shrug


It's my favorite website. :love


:D



:devil
:kurtz

crazierthanever
10-13-2007, 04:07 PM
I have one!! :hyper


What can I say? :shrug


It's my favorite website. :love


:D



:devil
:kurtz


What? What do you have? One of those 'What Would Jesus Do?' thongs? :kurtz

Kurtz
10-13-2007, 04:08 PM
What? What do you have? One of those 'What Would Jesus Do?' thongs? :kurtz


No, not thong, thang! :lmao
A PS3 thang. :D


:kurtz

crazierthanever
10-13-2007, 04:09 PM
http://www.cafepress.com/bettybowers/633321:devil

crazierthanever
10-13-2007, 04:12 PM
No, not thong, thang! :lmao
A PS3 thang. :D


:kurtz


I've been told Wii is more fun that PS3 because you can play with yourself. :aww:shrug

Kurtz
10-13-2007, 04:16 PM
I've been told Wii is more fun that PS3 because you can play with yourself. :aww:shrug

:yep

:D


:lmao


:kurtz

crazier is crazier than ever!!!
:rofl

Kurtz
10-13-2007, 04:19 PM
I've been told Wii is more fun that PS3 because you can play with yourself. :aww:shrug

Garcon, we have another quote over here for the Quote box. :lol


:kurtz

crazierthanever
10-13-2007, 04:25 PM
Well, crap. I hope if you quote me you fix my damned spelling. 'than' not 'that'. Sheesh.

Kurtz
10-13-2007, 04:27 PM
Well, crap. I hope if you quote me you fix my damned spelling. 'than' not 'that'. Sheesh.

Yikes, I didn't even see it, must be coz I understandS ya. :wink


:kurtz

bluedog
10-13-2007, 06:43 PM
I am serious about this. Is it healthy for a child to pretend to be god?

As to the, is nothing sacred anymore, I don't doubt that someone would sell pieces of the cross to the highest bidder if they could convince someone they had it.

Anytime a child takes a toy gun and points it at another....is he not pretending to be God....as he holds the power of the other persons life in his hands? One could find solace in the fact...that if there was not a market projected, there would not be a product manufactured. BD

issac the dragon
10-13-2007, 08:10 PM
I agree with you. People have to restrict what their children do, and adults don't have to buy into violence either. Or unrestricted sex.

POGO-SATAN
10-13-2007, 10:38 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=n3V-stPQlaM


:theman

MW
10-14-2007, 09:30 AM
This thread reminded me of the following:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm

Ummm, is this for real . . . .?

crazierthanever
10-14-2007, 10:53 AM
Ummm, is this for real . . . .?


Yeah real, spelled s-a-t-i-r-e:theman

MW
10-14-2007, 01:30 PM
oh thank goodness! :lmao

I was wondering . . . so much detail . . . someone did a lot of work on that!

And after visiting a few "southern baptist" churches . . . well, it wouldn't have surprised me if it WAS real! :para

Kurtz
10-14-2007, 01:54 PM
oh thank goodness! :lmao

I was wondering . . . so much detail . . . someone did a lot of work on that!

And after visiting a few "southern baptist" churches . . . well, it wouldn't have surprised me if it WAS real! :para

For real. :lmao

issac the dragon
10-14-2007, 02:08 PM
It wouldn't suprise me either. A church I attended when I was in my twenties bragged about giving pocket NTs to Mexican children and teaching them to hide them from their parents. Of course, they were trying to convert the heathen Catholics, so it was ok to teach the children to be liars and sneaks.

Kurtz
10-14-2007, 02:48 PM
It wouldn't suprise me either. A church I attended when I was in my twenties bragged about giving pocket NTs to Mexican children and teaching them to hide them from their parents. Of course, they were trying to convert the heathen Catholics, so it was ok to teach the children to be liars and sneaks.

omg :eek

crazierthanever
10-14-2007, 04:49 PM
oh thank goodness! :lmao

I was wondering . . . so much detail . . . someone did a lot of work on that!

And after visiting a few "southern baptist" churches . . . well, it wouldn't have surprised me if it WAS real! :para

I know what you mean. I WAS 'sb' until I was old enough to refuse to go through the church doors any more. My sister and I tell everyone we're 'recovering baptists' as we've made it through the 12-step program. When we have to attend family:rip funerals we know someone's going to try to recruit us back into 'the fold'. :mob

Landover Baptist and Mrs. Betty Bowers both seem quite familiar to me, too familiar in a lot of ways. I live around a lot of people who wouldn't see any humor or satire in the Landover website.:gaah