waterdog
10-03-2007, 07:34 AM
A Virgin Story
The young virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend (also a virgin) to come over and have dinner with her and her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to slip away and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms, and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because, as he tells the pharmacist, "I think that I'll will be rather busy tonight, it being my first time and all".
Later that night, the boy shows up at his girlfriend's house and his girlfriend meets him at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are already seated for dinner. The boy quickly sits down, offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in silent prayer, with his head down. 5 minutes, and then 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so deeply religious."
The boy turns to her and whispers back, "I’m not, I just had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
:rofl2
The young virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend (also a virgin) to come over and have dinner with her and her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to slip away and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms, and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because, as he tells the pharmacist, "I think that I'll will be rather busy tonight, it being my first time and all".
Later that night, the boy shows up at his girlfriend's house and his girlfriend meets him at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are already seated for dinner. The boy quickly sits down, offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in silent prayer, with his head down. 5 minutes, and then 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so deeply religious."
The boy turns to her and whispers back, "I’m not, I just had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
:rofl2