View Full Version : Where's MY Chicky?
Kurtz
09-30-2007, 10:51 PM
It's bad enough y'all have apparently thrown
Dubya out on his ass 'n MY Dungeon has been
demolished, but where is MY Chicky? :toetap
Please, bring MY Chicky back,
I can't live without MY Chicky! :cry
It's bad enough y'all have apparently thrown
Dubya out on his ass 'n MY Dungeon has been
demolished, but where is MY Chicky? :toetap
Please, bring MY Chicky back,
I can't live without MY Chicky! :cry
Burp...... sorry Kurtz :para
sparks
09-30-2007, 11:23 PM
Uh oh! Kurtz is pissed! :lmao:
Sweet Tart
09-30-2007, 11:55 PM
:panic
waterdog
10-01-2007, 12:17 AM
Burp...... sorry Kurtz :para
:lmao
Now that's funny! :lol
Kurtz
10-01-2007, 03:04 AM
:lmao
Now that's funny! :lol
Ain't that damn funny,
I love My Chicky! :heart
Burp...... sorry Kurtz :para
:slap
Cough her up, Rev!
:rooster
And don't anyone try to offer me this thang!
sparks
10-01-2007, 03:06 AM
Ain't that damn funny,
I love My Chicky! :heart
:slap
Cough her up, Rev!
:rooster
And don't anyone try to offer me this thang!
Kurtz, you're cracking me up! :lmao
waterdog
10-01-2007, 03:30 AM
Ain't that damn funny,
I love My Chicky! :heart
:slap
Cough her up, Rev!
:rooster
And don't anyone try to offer me this thang!
Then how about this one Kurtz??:sheep
It's "the other white meat". :lmao
Kurtz
10-01-2007, 03:34 AM
Then how about this one Kurtz??:sheep
It's "the other white meat". :lmao
Umm, I'm LESbyterian, against my religion. :lmao
I want MY Chicky! :cry
sparks
10-01-2007, 03:36 AM
Umm, I'm LESbyterian, against my religion. :lmao
I want MY Chicky! :cry
:lmao :hotdog :akbar
Kurtz
10-01-2007, 03:38 AM
:lmao :hotdog :akbar
NO, those last 2 won't do either! :D
I'm gonna go to bed now before y'all get ME in trouble. :lmao
sparks
10-01-2007, 03:38 AM
NO, those last 2 won't do either! :D
:lmao
You goofball! :lmao
waterdog
10-01-2007, 03:40 AM
Then how about this one Kurtz??:sheep
It's "the other white meat". :lmao
Umm, I'm LESbyterian, against my religion. :lmao
I want MY Chicky! :cry
There goes that spell-checker glitch again. :lmao
Kurtz
10-01-2007, 03:40 AM
:lmao
You goofball! :lmao
No, no balls here. :lmao
sparks
10-01-2007, 03:42 AM
No, no balls here. :lmao
Ok...I would say you're a nut, but I'm not sure that would work either! :lmao
waterdog
10-01-2007, 03:44 AM
:lmao
You goofball! :lmao
No, no balls here. :lmao
I saw a pair of brass ones swinging from the rear fender of a Harley last weekend. Maybe you could get a pair like that. :lol
Relax Kurtz, your chicky is at my house . . . you left her in my care . . . I believe that last time I saw her, was around dinner time . . . . she was the guest of honor.
:yum
Ummm, she's picked up a few bad habits at my house . . she's a little stressed out . . . I think it's from Ella herding her and Yulson licking her, but here she is . . OH, and I hope that you are going to reimburse me for the bottle of JD and case of beer she drank . . . not to mention her chain smoking habits now!
She was doing well here, until my son Mickey included her in his science experiment . . . that's when she downed the bottle of Jack . .
http://www.geocities.com/lawlovernc/blowupchicken.gif
The Q
10-01-2007, 08:46 AM
Kurtz, isn't it enough that we renamed a smilie in your honor?
I'm going to start a thread in the SOTU. You guys can post links to any smilies you want in there.
ADQ
The Q
10-01-2007, 08:50 AM
http://www.forums.thepoliticalasylum.com/showthread.php?t=12545
ADQ
issac the dragon
10-01-2007, 11:03 AM
I'll be watching to see if Kurtz gets her chicken. If not, I'm prepared to take it to the 9th. Circuit Court. As you know, they're pretty liberal, and they might do something awful. Like make you bring back the humping dog.:kurtz
sparks
10-01-2007, 03:40 PM
Ummm, she's picked up a few bad habits at my house . . she's a little stressed out . . . I think it's from Ella herding her and Yulson licking her, but here she is . . OH, and I hope that you are going to reimburse me for the bottle of JD and case of beer she drank . . . not to mention her chain smoking habits now!
Maybe you give her a rubdown with some oil and place her in the sauna till she's tender and juicy? :lmao
Maybe you give her a rubdown with some oil and place her in the sauna till she's tender and juicy? :lmao
Hmmmm :devil
Maybe I'll try that if Kurtz doesn't pay her bills . . . *evil laugh*
quiet man
10-01-2007, 08:55 PM
chickie's in the frying pan!
cassandra
10-01-2007, 10:40 PM
I made the most delicious chicken nuggets for dinner tonight. :)
sparks
10-01-2007, 11:18 PM
chickie's in the frying pan!
I made the most delicious chicken nuggets for dinner tonight. :)
:lmao Poor Kurtz! :lmao
waterdog
10-01-2007, 11:46 PM
I'll be watching to see if Kurtz gets her chicken. If not, I'm prepared to take it to the 9th. Circuit Court. As you know, they're pretty liberal, and they might do something awful. Like make you bring back the humping dog.:kurtz
Yeah, the hell with chicky, bring back the humping dogg! :lol
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/TNWaterdog/humpdog.gif
waterdog
10-01-2007, 11:47 PM
Maybe you give her a rubdown with some oil and place her in the sauna till she's tender and juicy? :lmao
Sparks! Now that's just mean! :nono
Kurtz
10-02-2007, 03:20 AM
issac, thank you for your help, I knew you were an animal lover!
:aww
The rest of you are some hungry folks, no tellin' what y'all would eat.
Hey MW, here's a down payment to keep My Chicky safe til I get the credits:
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Kurtz_06/JackDFavorites_Large.jpg
The Q
10-02-2007, 08:57 AM
Can we find no better dog smilie than the humping dog?
It just grosses me out.
ADQ
issac the dragon
10-02-2007, 11:41 AM
A better dog smilie or a better humping smilie. I agree that the one we had is gross. I wanted to hit that dog, and I don't hurt animals. I take spiders outside in a tissue and let them go free. My two cats live like Persian pashas.
FREE KURTZ'S CHICKEN!
Kurtz
10-02-2007, 12:42 PM
A better dog smilie or a better humping smilie. I agree that the one we had is gross. I wanted to hit that dog, and I don't hurt animals. I take spiders outside in a tissue and let them go free. My two cats live like Persian pashas.
FREE KURTZ'S CHICKEN!
:lmao
This is a perfect example of why I came back!
issac the dragon
10-02-2007, 12:58 PM
You clean house for company? I wait until they get here and make them do the work.:mw I'm totally into milking the getting old thing. I don't carry bags upstairs either. I've waited all my life to not have to carry bags in. Ahhhhh.
Hey MW, here's a down payment to keep My Chicky safe til I get the credits:
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Kurtz_06/JackDFavorites_Large.jpg
:woot Do you really want to give me BBQ sauce while Chicky's here?!?! :lmao
Hey, that will come in quite handy . .
4 chicken breasts (halved)
4 oz (112 grm). soy sauce
1/2 cup (125 ml) brown sugar
2 cloves garlic (minced)
1 tsp (5 ml) Ground Ginger
1/4 cup (60 ml) diced onion (or 2 Tbsp (30 ml) minced)
1/2 cup (125 ml) Jack Daniels
2 Tbsp (30 ml) Dry White Wine
Mix all ingredients except chicken to make marinade.
Marinate chicken breasts at least 4 hours.
Bake chicken 45 minutes at 350 degrees
Mix pan drippings with wine and pour over chicken before serving.
Good with garlic or cheddar mashed potatoes.
Kurtz
10-02-2007, 06:48 PM
You clean house for company? I wait until they get here and make them do the work.:mw I'm totally into milking the getting old thing. I don't carry bags upstairs either. I've waited all my life to not have to carry bags in. Ahhhhh.
Oh Hell NO, I can't be old this weekend. :max
:woot Do you really want to give me BBQ sauce while Chicky's here?!?! :lmao
Well, I use sauce, but not for cookin' :lmao
I been workin' hard all day, MW, postin' 'n
I been workin' like a dog to get more credits.
How many credits are we talkin' here?
I need Chicky to ride around these
threads for as much as I'm doin'. :cry
Kurtz
10-02-2007, 06:52 PM
MW, have you seen crazier's siggy?
Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul - Emily Dickinson
I need Chicky coz those feathers keep my soul warm. :cry
issac the dragon
10-02-2007, 10:39 PM
Ah, come on MW. She's got a hot weekend planned, she's hoping. She's crying. I want to see her picture too, but can't you wait til the weekends over. See if Kurtz is willing to post a picture after the weekend.
sparks
10-03-2007, 07:28 AM
:woot Do you really want to give me BBQ sauce while Chicky's here?!?! :lmao
:lmao
:rofl2
Ah, come on MW. She's got a hot weekend planned, she's hoping. She's crying. I want to see her picture too, but can't you wait til the weekends over. See if Kurtz is willing to post a picture after the weekend.
Kurtz can send me a pic privately :yep
Might I remind you that Kurtz abandoned Chicky, left her alone crying little peep tears . . .
:mw
The Q
10-03-2007, 07:08 PM
Might I remind you that Kurtz abandoned Chicky, left her alone crying little peep tears . . .
:mw
:lmao
:lmao
:lmao
For some reason this strikes me as REALLY funny.
ADQ
issac the dragon
10-04-2007, 12:00 AM
Because it really is funny?????
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 03:52 AM
:ninja
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 03:53 AM
Chicky
:ninja
waterdog
10-04-2007, 03:55 AM
Chicky
:ninja
NO Kurtz, that's NOT Chicky! :rofl
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 03:58 AM
Can you hear me?
:ninja
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 03:59 AM
Chicky, get ready
:ninja
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 04:00 AM
I've come to rescue you
:ninja
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 04:01 AM
Yes Chicky, I've missed you terribly too
:aww
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 04:03 AM
You ready Chicky?
:aww
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 04:05 AM
Ride away Chicky, ride away FAST!
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Kurtz_06/AKURTZCHICKY.gif
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 04:07 AM
No Chicky, that horse means nothin' to me.
The horse is just an avatar, you are my Love!
:aww
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Kurtz_06/AKURTZCHICKY.gif
sparks
10-04-2007, 04:09 AM
Ride away Chicky, ride away FAST!
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Kurtz_06/AKURTZCHICKY.gif
No Chicky, that horse means nothin' to me.
The horse is just an avatar, you are my Love!
:aww
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Kurtz_06/AKURTZCHICKY.gif
:paclap
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 04:17 AM
:D
:thanks
sparks
10-04-2007, 04:19 AM
:D
:thanks
So...are you feeling more Zen like now with Chicky back? :zen
:rofl
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 04:22 AM
So...are you feeling more Zen like now with Chicky back? :zen
:rofl
Zen-like?
It's obvious you don't know Chicky like I do, Zen is not the word I'm feelin'. :wink
Where's that humpdog when ya need it?:lmao
sparks
10-04-2007, 04:23 AM
Zen-like?
It's obvious you don't know Chicky like I do, Zen is not the word I'm feelin'. :wink
Where's that humpdog when ya need it?:lmao
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 04:28 AM
Did I mention I'm havin' company this weekend? :max
sparks
10-04-2007, 04:31 AM
Did I mention I'm havin' company this weekend? :max
Yes! I think I read that a time, or two, or three, or four! :lmao
:chicky
sparks
10-04-2007, 04:33 AM
Yes! I think I read that a time, or two, or three, or four! :lmao
:chicky
Ok...what's the code? Maybe it's :kurtz
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 04:36 AM
Ok...what's the code? Maybe it's :kurtz
Actually, the code is, oh wait, I can't tell ya. :lmao
sparks
10-04-2007, 04:37 AM
Actually, the code is, oh wait, I can't tell ya. :lmao
You just wanna hog all that chicken for yourself don't ya? :rofl
sparks
10-04-2007, 04:39 AM
I didn't see it on the smilie list. You have chicky stashed in your computer somewhere huh? :lmao
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 04:43 AM
You just wanna hog all that chicken for yourself don't ya? :rofl
I didn't see it on the smilie list. You have chicky stashed in your computer somewhere huh? :lmao
:yep
She's tucked away safely in my NEW Dungeon! :wink
issac the dragon
10-04-2007, 10:24 AM
Kurtz, you have a dungeon? And you're going to keep chicky in it? Does the SPCA know about this? I don't know about this Kurtz. Sounds really peculiar. :shame
cassandra
10-04-2007, 10:38 AM
:yep
She's tucked away safely in my NEW Dungeon! :wink
Better not tell True Blue. I am pretty sure she is all about chicken rights too! :rp
TB I am just kidding on this one. :wink
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 10:45 AM
Kurtz, you have a dungeon? And you're going to keep chicky in it? Does the SPCA know about this? I don't know about this Kurtz. Sounds really peculiar. :shame
Oh, you've not been to MY Dungeon. :max
Kurtz's Dungeon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiDWeTXhDTA)
YOU may visit any time. :wink
Semantics
10-04-2007, 11:03 AM
That Kurtz is a tricky one. :lol
issac the dragon
10-04-2007, 02:34 PM
I guess your dungeon is all right. All I have in mine is whips and chains left over from my sex toy shop. And a blow up kevin Costner doll. His dick won't even stay on. Damn!
Semantics
10-04-2007, 02:42 PM
:lmao
:para
:rofl
issac the dragon
10-04-2007, 03:42 PM
Are you going to have company this weekend Kurtz? I think you'd better be prepared to let us know how it went. I'm beginning to feel invested in this. It is nice to see you riding around on your chicky.
quiet man
10-04-2007, 03:50 PM
i'm turning the chickie over and seasoning the other side?
Kurtz
10-04-2007, 03:51 PM
I guess your dungeon is all right. All I have in mine is whips and chains left over from my sex toy shop. And a blow up kevin Costner doll. His dick won't even stay on. Damn!
Dick?!?!
Don't scare me with that talk!
:panic
:lmao
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