View Full Version : Bush reclaims powers after colonoscopy
waterdog
07-21-2007, 12:03 PM
By DEB RIECHMANN, Associated Press Writer
Doctors removed five small polyps from President Bush's colon on Saturday after he temporarily transferred the powers of his office for two hours to Vice President Dick Cheney under the rarely invoked 25th Amendment.
The polyps, or growths in his large intestine, were found during a routine colon cancer scan. They all measured less than a centimeter and none "appeared worrisome," White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070721/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_colonoscopy;_ylt=AgDtYuntKHO42pNMELO_6vWs0NUE
This is certainly good news for George. I'm glad all turned out OK for him.
I actually thought though that the only thing that the doctors would find up George's ass was his head. :lmao
issac the dragon
07-21-2007, 12:11 PM
I can't tell you how glad I am that we are kept apprised of Bush's ass and colon. This started in the Eisenhower admin., when several days following a heart attack, we were informed that Ike had had a bowel movement. That was a banner day! And it forever changed how the press dealt with our presidents.
I don't want to know the details of the intimate lives of the POTUS's. I actually feel sympathy for them. Have they no right to privacy?:blush2
Saguaro
07-21-2007, 12:34 PM
I could say,did they find his brain in there, but I won't . :D
sparks
07-21-2007, 12:38 PM
I could say,did they find his brain in there, but I won't . :D
They found 5 small polyps...perhaps it's his pea brains? :rofl
Wabash
07-21-2007, 02:30 PM
I can't tell you how glad I am that we are kept apprised of Bush's ass and colon. This started in the Eisenhower admin., when several days following a heart attack, we were informed that Ike had had a bowel movement. That was a banner day! And it forever changed how the press dealt with our presidents.
I don't want to know the details of the intimate lives of the POTUS's. I actually feel sympathy for them. Have they no right to privacy?:blush2
It Should be a private matter...but, everyone wants to be up Bush's ass and tell him how to shit, because they don't like the way he does this or does that.....sure are a lot of busy bodies in this country! That's a job I'd never want...being PC is a tough job.
toxic
07-21-2007, 04:23 PM
I actually thought though that the only thing that the doctors would find up George's ass was his head. :lmao
No, I think they only found dick Cheney.
quiet man
07-21-2007, 05:14 PM
they had to pull cheney out so the procedure could take place. who really knows or wants to know what they really found up george's ass? not interested in the least. did they find the wmd? :rofl :tequila :hotdog
Wabash
07-21-2007, 05:28 PM
they had to pull cheney out so the procedure could take place. who really knows or wants to know what they really found up george's ass? not interested in the least. did they find the wmd? :rofl :tequila :hotdog
They are buried in Iraq or in Syria! Everyone that's in the know, knows that....:boyhowdy
quiet man
07-21-2007, 07:03 PM
They are buried in Iraq or in Syria! Everyone that's in the know, knows that....:boyhowdy
:oops my bad. i just thought they might have found a map or something. :tequila :hotdog
Zanoog
07-21-2007, 07:20 PM
:hmph Distasteful and disgusting!
April15
07-21-2007, 09:19 PM
they had to pull cheney out so the procedure could take place. who really knows or wants to know what they really found up george's ass? not interested in the least. did they find the wmd? :rofl :tequila :hotdogWe know they didn't find his brain! Who knows what else they might have missed.
The Q
07-21-2007, 09:43 PM
did they find the wmd?
:lmao
ADQ
waterdog
07-22-2007, 02:15 AM
No, I think they only found dick Cheney.
You mean, all they found up there was a "dick"? :eek
they had to pull cheney out so the procedure could take place. who really knows or wants to know what they really found up george's ass? not interested in the least. did they find the wmd? :rofl :tequila :hotdog
They are buried in Iraq or in Syria! Everyone that's in the know, knows that....
:oops my bad. i just thought they might have found a map or something. :tequila :hotdog
What? A treasure map up W's ass???? :lmao
Wabash
07-23-2007, 06:02 PM
We have Good news,
they have identified the 5 polyps..........
Reid, Pelosi, Clinton, Boxer and Durban...:rofl:rofl:rofl
Saguaro
07-23-2007, 09:08 PM
:lmao
They mustn't remove anything from Chertoff's gut or we won't know of impending terrorists attacks.
:teehee
The Q
07-23-2007, 09:38 PM
VERY funny, Matt. :lol
ADQ
Trueblue
07-23-2007, 09:50 PM
They mustn't remove anything from Chertoff's gut or we won't know of impending terrorists attacks.
:teehee
:lmao
Ringo
07-24-2007, 01:17 PM
:hmph Distasteful and disgusting!
But oh so typical Liberal, full of HATE that they tell me I have...hmmmmmmmmmmm????
Did they all say this when Billy Scum Traitor was having his heart worked on? We were supposed to have sympathy and I could have cared less about him!!
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