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waterdog
07-21-2007, 12:03 PM
By DEB RIECHMANN, Associated Press Writer
Doctors removed five small polyps from President Bush's colon on Saturday after he temporarily transferred the powers of his office for two hours to Vice President Dick Cheney under the rarely invoked 25th Amendment.

The polyps, or growths in his large intestine, were found during a routine colon cancer scan. They all measured less than a centimeter and none "appeared worrisome," White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070721/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_colonoscopy;_ylt=AgDtYuntKHO42pNMELO_6vWs0NUE

This is certainly good news for George. I'm glad all turned out OK for him.

I actually thought though that the only thing that the doctors would find up George's ass was his head. :lmao

issac the dragon
07-21-2007, 12:11 PM
I can't tell you how glad I am that we are kept apprised of Bush's ass and colon. This started in the Eisenhower admin., when several days following a heart attack, we were informed that Ike had had a bowel movement. That was a banner day! And it forever changed how the press dealt with our presidents.

I don't want to know the details of the intimate lives of the POTUS's. I actually feel sympathy for them. Have they no right to privacy?:blush2

Saguaro
07-21-2007, 12:34 PM
I could say,did they find his brain in there, but I won't . :D

sparks
07-21-2007, 12:38 PM
I could say,did they find his brain in there, but I won't . :D

They found 5 small polyps...perhaps it's his pea brains? :rofl

Wabash
07-21-2007, 02:30 PM
I can't tell you how glad I am that we are kept apprised of Bush's ass and colon. This started in the Eisenhower admin., when several days following a heart attack, we were informed that Ike had had a bowel movement. That was a banner day! And it forever changed how the press dealt with our presidents.

I don't want to know the details of the intimate lives of the POTUS's. I actually feel sympathy for them. Have they no right to privacy?:blush2

It Should be a private matter...but, everyone wants to be up Bush's ass and tell him how to shit, because they don't like the way he does this or does that.....sure are a lot of busy bodies in this country! That's a job I'd never want...being PC is a tough job.

toxic
07-21-2007, 04:23 PM
I actually thought though that the only thing that the doctors would find up George's ass was his head. :lmao


No, I think they only found dick Cheney.

quiet man
07-21-2007, 05:14 PM
they had to pull cheney out so the procedure could take place. who really knows or wants to know what they really found up george's ass? not interested in the least. did they find the wmd? :rofl :tequila :hotdog

Wabash
07-21-2007, 05:28 PM
they had to pull cheney out so the procedure could take place. who really knows or wants to know what they really found up george's ass? not interested in the least. did they find the wmd? :rofl :tequila :hotdog

They are buried in Iraq or in Syria! Everyone that's in the know, knows that....:boyhowdy

quiet man
07-21-2007, 07:03 PM
They are buried in Iraq or in Syria! Everyone that's in the know, knows that....:boyhowdy
:oops my bad. i just thought they might have found a map or something. :tequila :hotdog

Zanoog
07-21-2007, 07:20 PM
:hmph Distasteful and disgusting!

April15
07-21-2007, 09:19 PM
they had to pull cheney out so the procedure could take place. who really knows or wants to know what they really found up george's ass? not interested in the least. did they find the wmd? :rofl :tequila :hotdogWe know they didn't find his brain! Who knows what else they might have missed.

The Q
07-21-2007, 09:43 PM
did they find the wmd?

:lmao

ADQ

waterdog
07-22-2007, 02:15 AM
No, I think they only found dick Cheney.

You mean, all they found up there was a "dick"? :eek

they had to pull cheney out so the procedure could take place. who really knows or wants to know what they really found up george's ass? not interested in the least. did they find the wmd? :rofl :tequila :hotdog

They are buried in Iraq or in Syria! Everyone that's in the know, knows that....

:oops my bad. i just thought they might have found a map or something. :tequila :hotdog

What? A treasure map up W's ass???? :lmao

Wabash
07-23-2007, 06:02 PM
We have Good news,
they have identified the 5 polyps..........



Reid, Pelosi, Clinton, Boxer and Durban...:rofl:rofl:rofl

Saguaro
07-23-2007, 09:08 PM
:lmao

Matt
07-23-2007, 09:10 PM
They mustn't remove anything from Chertoff's gut or we won't know of impending terrorists attacks.
:teehee

The Q
07-23-2007, 09:38 PM
VERY funny, Matt. :lol

ADQ

Trueblue
07-23-2007, 09:50 PM
They mustn't remove anything from Chertoff's gut or we won't know of impending terrorists attacks.
:teehee

:lmao

Ringo
07-24-2007, 01:17 PM
:hmph Distasteful and disgusting!

But oh so typical Liberal, full of HATE that they tell me I have...hmmmmmmmmmmm????

Did they all say this when Billy Scum Traitor was having his heart worked on? We were supposed to have sympathy and I could have cared less about him!!