Survey

[Trueblue]

But a joke first:

Ollie and Lena went to an Open House. They enjoyed it, and they even won the door prize-a toilet brush. They took it home and used it for about a year, but after that, they went back to paper.

Now here's the poll:

How do you fold your TP before you use it? Fold it neatly in a little square, use it like it comes off the roll, or wad it up in a big ball?

Poll coming.

[Kurtz]

:boyhowdy

Is it a slow Sunday? :lmao

I kinda wad it up in a ball, but folded neatly on the edges. :D

[Trueblue]

It's just something I wonder. :shrug :D

[Kurtz]

It's just something I wonder. :shrug :D


:thumbsup

Lots of 'wonders' here at TPA. :D

[Semantics]

No choice for those of us who do tp origami?


:lmao

[MW]

I never know what I'll find on this board when I log in. :no


:lmao

[Oceanbreeze]

No choice for those of us who do tp origami?


:lmao


:lmao:rofl2:lmao

[Kurtz]

I never know what I'll find on this board when I log in. :no


:lmao

:boyhowdy

If ya miss a day, ya can get lost. :lmao

[cassandra]

I never know what I'll find on this board when I log in. :no


:lmao

No kidding. And I did not answer the poll beacuse I really don't have a strategy! I will have to pay attention next time!

[Trueblue]

No choice for those of us who do tp origami?


:lmao

:rofl

what was i thinking?????

[Semantics]

:rofl

what was i thinking?????

Maybe now you're thinking that next time you wipe, you may be doing it with a tp swan or airplane. :snicker

[AnnEsthesia]

I donno if I want to wipe with an animal. That is just ...wrong.

[sparks]

Ok...I kinda use it as it comes off the roll, but I'm very picky about the paper coming off the roll from the top side instead of the underside. :)

If someone else in the house puts a roll of TP rolling from the underside I have to switch it cause it seems backwards to me. :rofl

[quiet man]

off the top or the bottom it rolls up to wipe all the surfaces needed. :rofl

[Semantics]

Ok...I kinda use it as it comes off the roll, but I'm very picky about the paper coming off the roll from the top side instead of the underside. :)

If someone else in the house puts a roll of TP rolling from the underside I have to switch it cause it seems backwards to me. :rofl

I hear you! :lmao

[sparks]

off the top or the bottom it rolls up to wipe all the surfaces needed. :rofl

I know! But it just doesn't seem right to me dag-gone it! :lol

I hear you! :lmao

You too huh? :rofl

Ya know...I love it on vacation when housekeeping comes in and makes those little points out of the last couple squares of toilet paper. It's just such a nice finishing touch! Ya can't make those points when the toilet paper rolls from the underside! :lol

And I loved it when the cabin boy on our cruises made swans and monkeys out of the towels! It was just such a special little extra! :rofl

Yeah, I know...I'm weird! :lol

[Semantics]

I know! But it just doesn't seem right to me dag-gone it! :lol



You too huh? :rofl

Ya know...I love it on vacation when housekeeping comes in and makes those little points out of the last couple squares of toilet paper. It's just such a nice finishing touch! Ya can't make those points when the toilet paper rolls from the underside! :lol

And I loved it when the cabin boy on our cruises made swans and monkeys out of the towels! It was just such a special little extra! :rofl

Yeah, I know...I'm weird! :lol

You want to hear weird?

Quite a few of us here came from a Disney vacation site where towel animals are a daily hot topic. :lmao

[AnnEsthesia]

Yep! Towel animals rock! Only us COOL people get them!

[sparks]

You want to hear weird?

Quite a few of us here came from a Disney vacation site where towel animals are a daily hot topic. :lmao

I LOVE those little towel animals! :)

:rofl They have a definite appeal! :rofl

[AnnEsthesia]

My daughter carried the little towel angel doll they gave us around the parks until it fell apart.

[sparks]

You want to hear weird?

Quite a few of us here came from a Disney vacation site where towel animals are a daily hot topic. :lmao

We did a Disney Vacation once...stayed onsite at the Polynesian. :)

Had a great time too! :)

[waterdog]

You want to hear weird?

Quite a few of us here came from a Disney vacation site where towel animals are a daily hot topic. :lmao

Yeah, that's weird. :yep

I didn't even know there was such a thing as a Disney MB site. :think

[AnnEsthesia]

:para It's a secret. :para

[Zanoog]

Ok...I kinda use it as it comes off the roll, but I'm very picky about the paper coming off the roll from the top side instead of the underside. :)

If someone else in the house puts a roll of TP rolling from the underside I have to switch it cause it seems backwards to me. :rofl

I'm the same way about the paper over the top.

Pretty fussy about what kind of paper and here's my technique:

I take off the number of sheets I want, then I wrap it around the fingers of my right hand, like winding yarn ya know. I then take it off of my fingers for use, a nice fluffy roll of paper. And voila! It has bulk and heft - the perfect wiping device.

And no, I wasn't forced potty trained. :lol :butt :lol

[sparks]

I'm the same way about the paper over the top.

Pretty fussy about what kind of paper and here's my technique:

I take off the number of sheets I want, then I wrap it around the fingers of my right hand, like winding yarn ya know. I then take it off of my fingers for use, a nice fluffy roll of paper. And voila! It has bulk and heft - the perfect wiping device.

And no, I wasn't forced potty trained. :lol :butt :lol

I couldn't have described it any better! Works for me! :rofl

[AnnEsthesia]

Ya'll put *way* too much thought into how you wipe your asses.

[waterdog]

I still trying to figure out how to use the three sea shells to wipe my ass with. :think

[Semantics]

I still trying to figure out how to use the three sea shells to wipe my ass with. :think

:rofl

[Sassafras]

But a joke first:

Ollie and Lena went to an Open House. They enjoyed it, and they even won the door prize-a toilet brush. They took it home and used it for about a year, but after that, they went back to paper.




Ok, what the hell does this mean?? :huh

They used the toilet brush to wipe themselves with???? :para

[AnnEsthesia]

:para They like it rough... :para

[Zanoog]

:para Or really clean? :para

[sparks]

:para Or really clean? :para

Think of the days of the outhouses...what did they do then? I guess everyone had a personal cloth rag they used and washed out after each use? I really have no idea what folks did before toilet paper was invented. :shrug

Leaves? :rofl

[Sassafras]

I think they did the shake. :jump


Your hand and some water actually is much more effective than TP. :yep Much more environmentally friendly too! :)

Just ask the Indians. Don't shake their left hand though. :para

[sparks]

I think they did the shake. :jump


Your hand and some water actually is much more effective than TP. :yep Much more environmentally friendly too! :)

Just ask the Indians. Don't shake their left hand though. :para

Ewwwwwww! :yuck

And I guess the woman used rags when they were having their period? And washed it out regularly? :yuck

:period

[Sassafras]

Ummm, yeah, that's exactly what they did! :para


What else would they do, pray tell??? :waiting2

[sparks]

Ummm, yeah, that's exactly what they did! :para


What else would they do, pray tell??? :waiting2

I don't know, but thank God for paper products! :)

[AnnEsthesia]

Moss! ;)

[Semantics]

Ummm, yeah, that's exactly what they did! :para


What else would they do, pray tell??? :waiting2

Diva cup? :D

[Sassafras]

Bwahhahahaha!!! :rofl


I think that's a modern day invention... :para